Status: Destroyed

JVH Lazarus

Behold, I shew you a mystery.

It is sown an Ashtabula fork, it is raised a spiritual fork.

O death, where is thy sting?

Theme song: Destination Unknown by the Replicants.


Light Years1295.604
Thrust Rating1.998
Handling Rating2.472
Difficulty Rating7.635
Max Warp7

Construction Data

Hull MaterialSteel
Hull TypeSchwinn Cruiser
Chief EngineerLeotard
OriginAn unholy hybrid of Bike Snot Bombs and Home Despot
Christened on2007.12.24
LocationFort Madison
Navi RetroDrum
Primary RetroDisc


2016.09.10   Space Camp: The Revenge Leotard
2013.08.24   15 Minutes to Fabulous Leotard
2013.08.10   Low Places, Tight Spaces, Permagrin Faces Leotard
2013.07.27   SCULimpics 2013 Leotard
2013.06.22   Super Mooning: The Revenge Leotard
2013.06.01   Sweet Seventeen Leotard
2012.11.03   Novemberiffic Omegamission Leotard
2012.09.15   Project MUM Leotard
2012.09.01   Night of the Living U-Hauls Leotard
2012.08.25   For Tinman Leotard
2012.08.04   No Matter What Leotard
2012.07.21   Orange You Glad It's Pecan Day? Leotard
2012.07.14   Aurora SCULealis DrClaw
2012.06.30   One Wet Pilot Leotard
2012.06.23   Chopra vs. Godzilla Leotard
2011.09.24   Longrange Badass Rendezvous DrClaw
2011.09.17   Weird Bumps Leotard
2011.09.10   Century Bendicorium Quo SCULibum Non Sit DrClaw
2011.08.27   Hurricane Shmurricane Leotard
2011.08.20   8-bit Seal Cruft DrClaw
2011.07.16   Bach in the USSR (boretum) Leotard
2010.10.16   Mega Ride Leotard
2010.10.09   Skunk Day Episode 2010 Leotard
2010.09.04   Hurricane Fail Leotard
2010.08.07   Veteran Pilots Day Meets Iron Cog Day Leotard
2010.07.31   The Gentille Ladylike Missonette de La Belle Ha... Leotard
2010.06.26   T.R.O.N. Leotard
2010.06.12   Earth Girls are Easy Leotard
2010.06.05   SCULimpics Leotard
2010.05.29   Gelatinous Cube Leotard
2010.05.22   Secret Places Leotard
2009.10.31   Hallowheels 2009 Leotard
2009.10.24   Pruny Hands on Film Leotard
2009.10.03   Show the Admiral a Good Time - Skunk Day 2009 Leotard
2009.09.26   Snobs 'N' Wigs Leotard
2009.09.12   Puddle Jumpers Leotard
2009.09.05   Stormin' the Castle Leotard
2009.08.15   Insidious Perfection Buckminister
2009.08.08   Toast to Toast Century Leotard
2009.07.25   Soggy Bottom Leotard
2009.07.18   Peeecamatic: Pechanical Leotard
2009.07.11   Curse of the Crone Leotard
2009.06.27   Fallen Heroes Leotard
2009.06.20   Wounded Bird Leotard
2009.06.13   Chicken Little Rides Again! Leotard
2009.06.06   You (Yeah You) Shook Me All Night Long Leotard
2009.05.23   Beach 'n' Heat Leotard
2009.05.16   Fro00oot L0o0ops Leotard
2009.05.02   Art Like a Fart Leotard
2008.11.01   Hallowheels 2008 Leotard
2008.10.25   Radiation Schmadiation Leotard
2008.10.18   Downtown Leotard
2008.10.04   Skunk Day Leotard
2008.09.27   What, Radiation Again? Leotard
2008.08.26   Like playa through the hourglass, So are the da... Leotard
2008.08.02   Lost Boys Leotard
2008.07.26   It's Hard to Be a Princess Leotard
2008.07.12   Balls in Spaaaaaaace Leotard
2008.06.28   S'more In Store Leotard
2008.06.21   Submersive Choppah Underwater League Leotard
2008.06.14   Kick It Like Vomit pywaket
2008.06.07   SCUL Day 2008 Leotard
2008.05.31   Starship Safari Leotard
2008.05.24   Space Truckin' Leotard
2008.05.17   Bicycle Boogie Leotard
2008.05.02   S.O.S. Reconnaissance Ride Leotard
2008.04.26   Merit Badge Leotard
2008.04.19   Don't Tell Megaseth it's MegaSeth Day Leotard
2008.04.12   Get Everyone Lathed Leotard
2007.12.31   Points We Hardly Knew Ye Leotard