Status: Success


Lost Boys

Mission Objectives

*answer distress call
*consume beer molecules and grillables
*groove by a fire

Mission Summary

Well, those lost boys were so lost that they didn't even initially
give us the correct location for the distress call. Clever scul
pilots manage to clear up the issue and rescue the wayward boyz with
much funk. We even collected a wayward maggot... that Fishtale kid. It
was great because they seemed overworked anyhow.

Meanwhile we got to see folks bust the funk with fire, which was also
quite lovely and thrilling, and better yet, no one burned off all
their hair. Well, maybe not better yet... flames are pretty
hilarious. Before we left the par-tay merriments were exchanged and
nosepicker managed to seal his fate for first pilot to receive an
award of creepy. you should ask him about it, it's pretty creepy.

We departed after realigning the lost ones' funk capacity, and from
there we rode off into space and busted some funk all over the place.
It was all good, and we had some fantastic navtail work. Did that
babymaggot the fleet admiral brought along ever manage to get his
required high fives? Of course he did! He's the fleet admiral's
maggot. Go Falcon, I hear they were cute too.

Aside from there there was much joy of note. Nameless especially gets
noted for splashing a bunch on two occasions, and I've never seen an
exploding Big Gulp fly so far.

Pilot Ship Points Promotion
BaneThunderwolf Pale Horse 259.082   Petty Officer Third Class
Buckminister Summer 376.957   Rear Admiral, Lower Half
Buntjigger Sprits'l 179.829  
Dr HeadCrash Skylab 629.804   Vice Admiral
eHawk Rauchbier 395.7  
Evil Twin Spooky Pirate 216.33   Lieutenant
Falcon Circus Peanut 0   Pilot
Leotard Lazarus 564.793   Admiral, Fleet Ready
magneato The Halting Problem 323.138  
moose Loki Ducker 275.848  
Nameless D.B. Cooper 132.175  
Nosepicker USMDSUP3LGPMNTI 176.768  
pecan Popcycle 232.289  
pywaket Ivory Tower 294.269   Rear Admiral, Upper Half
Quandary Delirium 0  
Skunk Cloudbuster 718.39  
Thalo Yer Mom 0  
Veal Doctor Love 242.896   Senior Chief Petty Officer
vomit Jan Brady 295.341  
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Taskforce Pilot
Mission Leader Skunk
Deck Officer eHawk
Navigator Thalo
Tailgunner Dr HeadCrash
Tool Bag Dr HeadCrash
Flat Bag Thalo
Medi Bag Veal
Ambassador Skunk
Still Cam vomit
Airlock Leotard
Recycler Falcon
Life Support 1 Skunk
Damage Control eHawk
Minister of Zoobs Leotard
Mission Reporter eHawk
Food Wrangler Buckminister
Paper Wrangler Skunk
Print Jockey Skunk
Radio Wrangler Leotard
Sentry pecan

Mission Parameters

Mission LeaderSkunk
Mission Size 19 pilots
OriginFort Summer
DestinationAllston System
Light Years14.782
G-Well Activity3.325
Technical Rating3.117