Pilot Date2003.06.28
Total Light Years1,492.90

Take something cool, throw it into space, make it somewhat cranky, and maybe sometimes a little drunk, and there you have Nameless. Ever space-ready, he has an affinity for things metal and machiney, meat, and things that don't suck. Nameless is also a huge fan of turbo pickles... MAN turbo pickles.

He might help you build things, or he might kick you. It's hard to say. You may be able to placate him with a beer, but no guarantees. If that doesn't work, then just toss Nosepicker at him.


Mission Leader5
MRC Officer1
Tool Bag13
Medi Bag2.5
Life Support 15
Mission Reporter1


MRC Basic
Fort Maintenance
Derby Win


Hosted BySkunk
Pilot Date2003.06.28

Pilots Hosted: 13

Service Record

Date Div Mission Ship
2012.07.21 MAD Orange You Glad It's Pecan Day? Civilian Ship
2008.11.01 MAD Hallowheels 2008 Yer Mom
2008.10.25 MAD Radiation Schmadiation Yer Mom
2008.09.20 MAD Dont Tell Mom II - Electric Boogaloo Pride
2008.09.13 MAD Mony Mony (ride ChromePony) Chrome Pony
2008.08.16 MAD Friendly Fire D.B. Cooper
2008.08.09 MAD SCULimpics G.I. Jane
2008.08.02 MAD Lost Boys D.B. Cooper
2008.07.19 MAD So Hot My Mission Name Melted Yer Mom
2008.06.21 MAD Submersive Choppah Underwater League Annihilation
2008.06.14 MAD Kick It Like Vomit Water
2008.06.07 MAD SCUL Day 2008 Vertigo
2008.05.31 MAD Starship Safari Summer
2008.05.24 MAD Space Truckin' Vertigo
2008.05.10 MAD Mixtape Annihilation
2008.04.26 MAD Merit Badge Slag
2008.04.19 MAD Don't Tell Megaseth it's MegaSeth Day Vertigo
2008.04.12 MAD Get Everyone Lathed Vertigo
2008.04.05 MAD AlphaMissle 08 Vertigo
2006.08.19 MAD NoWay Day Adventure Annihilation
2006.08.12 MAD eXtremo™ Nameless Day, 2006 Mmh (tap) Mmh (tap)
2006.08.06 MAD Design Skwad Vertigo
2006.08.05 MAD Swing Set (Diva Day) Vertigo
2006.07.01 MAD First of July Pride
2006.06.24 MAD June Oh Ween Pleasant Buzz
2006.06.10 MAD Rumble In Somerville Civilian Ship
2006.05.20 MAD Crack Day Of Awesome Catastrophe
2006.05.06 MAD Alphamission 06 Vertigo
2005.10.22 MAD Penultimate Radiation Conundrum Catastrophe
2005.10.08 MAD Skunk Day 05 Anarchy
2005.09.24 MAD Isla Castilia Schadenfreude
2005.07.31 MAD Nameless Day 05 Vertigo
2005.07.16 MAD Post SCULimpics Vertigo
2005.06.25 MAD LowKey Vertigo
2005.06.11 MAD Hot and Moist Slag
2005.05.21 MAD No Plan Slag
2005.04.23 MAD Radiation Overload Annihilation
2005.04.16 MAD Mega Seth a liscous Slag
2005.04.09 MAD Beta Missssion 05 Annihilation
2005.04.02 MAD Aplamission 05 Defamation
2004.10.30 MAD Hallowheels 2004 (Omegamission) Vertigo
2004.10.23 MAD Recurse The 'Verse Slag
2004.10.16 MAD Jump Start Slag
2004.10.09 MAD Skunk Day 04 Slag
2004.09.25 MAD Axis of Elvis Slag
2004.09.21 MAD Centvrion LoveII Centvrion
2004.09.18 MAD Broken Pickle Catastrophe
2004.09.05 MAD Southern Exposure (Century 04) Slag
2004.08.28 MAD Picnic Basket (Moose Day) Vertigo
2004.08.21 MAD Wet and Wild Catastrophe
2004.08.07 MAD Booty Camp Slag
2004.07.24 MAD Naked Keg Party Catastrophe
2004.07.10 MAD Chop-In Theater (Waltor Day) Slag
2004.07.03 MAD Poisoning Pigeons In The Park? Vertigo
2004.06.26 MAD FireFlies Vertigo
2004.06.19 MAD I Dunno (vomit day) Slag
2004.06.12 MAD Studio 53 Vertigo
2004.06.05 MAD SCUL Day 2004 (Abandon All Clothes) Abandon All Hope
2004.05.29 MAD Wherever The Wind Blows Vertigo
2004.05.08 MAD Derby Durby Derbie Annihilation
2004.04.30 MAD Centvrion of Love Vertigo
2004.04.24 MAD Oppo Oppo Vertigo
2004.04.17 MAD Stop N Chop Summer
2004.04.10 MAD Beta Ride Vertigo
2004.04.03 MAD Alphamission 04 Slag
2003.11.01 MAD Hallowheels 03 One Night Stand
2003.10.25 MAD As Seen On TV G.I. Jane
2003.10.18 MAD Tour De Ville Moxie Moron
2003.10.11 MAD Pump Up The Volume Will Stutley
2003.10.04 MAD Skunk Day 03 Curb Burner
2003.09.20 MAD Arbor Mayhem Compliance
2003.09.13 MAD Port Foint Summer
2003.09.06 MAD Breaking Headlines Bonnie & Clyde
2003.08.30 MAD Century 03 Holy Molar
2003.08.23 MAD Don't Tell Mom Catastrophe
2003.08.16 MAD NoWay Day A-OK Water
2003.08.09 MAD Large Melon Bad Motivator
2003.08.02 MAD Storm The Castle Skylab
2003.07.26 MAD Two Miles Per Hour Ez Raider
2003.07.19 MAD Inmates Run The Asylum VWBeetle
2003.07.12 MAD Happy Fun Times Bike Club Pale Horse
2003.07.05 MAD Waltor Day 2003 Greed
2003.06.28 MAD Take The Plunge Trez Bonz
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