Status: Success


Rumble In Somerville

Mission Objectives

attempt wall formation
face-off in giant arena (Porno Sqwad, come out and Play-ee-ay)

Mission Summary

In wall formation we charged the lot. Glorious was our glory. The Front lines hit it. Hit it three times. Nosepicker bit it, and was schooled. Snarly the defector, our very own Judas, was turned head over heels. Girls scrambled for power, claws were drawn, spacesuit removal ensued, Blockbuster employees were highly entertained, and then we danced. Because what is a good rumble if you can't groove. So in the Theatre 3 of our lives Porno Skwad bit it. They bit a big one, In fact they bit THE big one. But that's why we keep them around. We like the way they nibble.

Bubo brought by Frenchy
Secret Chief was ministered by Hapto even tho he's nosepickers maggot.
Pilot Ship Points Promotion
AceHole Skylab 114.37  
beezwax Chastity 949.854   Lieutenant Commander
Frenchy El Guapo 334.843   Petty Officer Second Class
Hapto Basquiat 233   Ensign
Mars Abandon All Hope 173.94  
Nameless Civilian Ship 212   Senior Chief Petty Officer
Secret Chief Annihilation 92.98   Petty Officer Third Class
Shakes D.B. Cooper 269.278   Senior Chief Petty Officer
Skunk Cloudbuster 1129.72   Vice Admiral
Snarly Trez Bonz 44.78   Petty Officer Second Class
Threespeed Burning Chrome 574.205  
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Taskforce Pilot
Mission Leader Skunk
Deck Officer Skunk
Navigator beezwax
Tailgunner Hapto
Tool Bag Frenchy
Life Support 1 Skunk
Filmer beezwax

Mission Parameters

Mission LeaderSkunk
Mission Size 11 pilots
OriginFort Summer
Light Years5.000
G-Well Activity1.000
Technical Rating1.000