Status: Success


Swing Set (Diva Day)

Mission Objectives

visit playgrounds
get back before diva turns into a pumpkin
eat some tasty sweets

Mission Summary


We hit three playgrounds, one with ST interferance. Then aliens came. Then Nosepicker said, "No way, man!!" and totally laid the smack down. Then Secret Chief got his shoes stolen. Then Percentin lit things on fire. Then Sammo went into a small house. Then some tag happened. Then Nameless also laid down the smack. At some point, a small play was performed. It got OK reviews. Then some other pilots did things that involved walking. Oppo was sneaky, and Schemey did some rolling down a slide. Then Diva was all like, "Waltor is awesome," which we all reflected upon. We also reflected upon how awesome Diva is. So, some more aliens came and we were all like, "Didn't you learn the first time?" and they were all like, "No, we are a slow breed," so Megaseth threw a frisbee and they disintegrated. Some civilians commented on our mighty fine frisbee throwin, its caliber only matched by that dude who smashes mellons with a hammer, his name escapes me for the time being. Then we got back early, and Capn Undees did something heroic. Then, the muffin interlude, except it was more like a crueller break. How do you spell crueller? Cruller? Croiller? Bueler?

{happy diva day!}
Pilot Ship Points Promotion
Bitzer Civilian Ship 237.612   Master Chief Petty Officer
Captain Underpants Yer Mom 686.37   Commodore
Concarne Energy 183.156   Senior Chief Petty Officer
Crash Famine 79.1471  
Crumpet Annihilation 166.284   Senior Chief Petty Officer
dillweed 100Hz 147.174  
Diva Silver King 737.331   Lieutenant Commander
Exon Chastity 229.965   Senior Chief Petty Officer
Friend Centvrion 186.591   Master Chief Petty Officer
GRIMLOCKE Exxxon Valdez 402.06   Rear Admiral, Lower Half
Iscariot Darkendank 525.097   Commodore
Kaibosch Holy Molar 142.121   Chief Petty Officer
Masokist Toxic Shock 929.036   Rear Admiral, Upper Half
Meatball Mulligan Mjollnir 217.922   Senior Chief Petty Officer
MegaSeth Civilian Ship 71.612  
Nameless Vertigo 191.576   Lieutenant Commander
Nosepicker Storm Rider 228.504  
Onath Delirium 292.414   Master Chief Petty Officer
Oppo Skittles 74.3115  
Percentin Doctor Love 185.532   Petty Officer Second Class
Pinky Spooky Pirate 203.94   Senior Chief Petty Officer
Rat Circus Peanut 94.7055   Aviator
Rotwang Skylab 212.836  
Samurai Heartbreaker 2790.4   Rear Admiral, Lower Half
Schemey Civilian Ship 54.612   Aviator
Secret Chief Abandon All Hope 350.968   Lieutenant Commander
Zappa Pale Horse 578.466   Commodore
Pilots must be logged in to see the briefing.
Taskforce Pilot
Mission Leader Diva
Deck Officer Diva
Navigator Nosepicker
Tailgunner Captain Underpants
Tool Bag Captain Underpants
Life Support 1 MegaSeth
Filmer Captain Underpants

Mission Parameters

Mission LeaderDiva
Mission Size 27 pilots
OriginFort Summer
Light Years8.731
G-Well Activity2.360
Technical Rating1.790