Status: Success


Hot and Moist

Mission Objectives

Cool off!
intercept as many sprinklers as possible

Mission Summary

So we met up beforehand to draw attention to our our form… and usually all loosey-goosey, we were in fine form… we were seriously well oiled… or maybe we were just really moist. Ewww… anyway, we rode through fountains formerly known as sprinklers, and got out akednay onay, iothway aterway ooway oohay! Akidnday kinnysay ippingday!. Then groove and snacks and no mechanicals and mega-posi. Sweet. Over and Out.
Pilot Ship Points Promotion
Brewer Skylab 332.245   Petty Officer Second Class
Captain Underpants Trez Bonz 643.808   Rear Admiral, Lower Half
Eureka Greed 318.049   Petty Officer Second Class
Hapto Devastation 567.218   Commander
Kinky Ooh La La 200.659   Petty Officer Third Class
Mars Radical 295.82   Commodore
Mental Simon Spooky Pirate 629.8   Lieutenant Junior Grade
Mittens WarKitten 334.7   Ensign
moose Loki Ducker 675.728  
Nameless Slag 280.101  
Nosepicker Large Marge 402.7  
Onath Compliance 342.019  
Oppo Mjollnir 351.274   Commodore
Pengo Famine 175.456   Master Chief Petty Officer
Pikachu PlateOShrimp 300.191   Master Chief Petty Officer
Pinky War 251.697   Petty Officer First Class
Samurai Geisha 365.304  
Schemey Summer 445.947   Commander
Scurvy Hip 2 Elbow 269.042   Ensign
Skunk Catastrophe 2382.21  
Slug Doctor Love 328.039   Master Chief Petty Officer
Snarly Sequioa 314.163   Lieutenant Commander
Starfox Pig Champion 195.1   Aviator First Class
Sweetums Abandon All Hope 917.461   Commodore
Threespeed Schadenfreude 1022.64  
vomit Jan Brady 470.039   Lieutenant
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Taskforce Pilot
Mission Leader Skunk
Deck Officer Skunk
Navigator vomit
Tailgunner moose
Tool Bag Mental Simon
Life Support 1 Skunk
Mission Reporter Skunk
Filmer Nosepicker

Mission Parameters

Mission LeaderSkunk
Mission Size 26 pilots
OriginFort Summer
DestinationHot and Moist, duh!
Light Years12.400
G-Well Activity2.420
Technical Rating1.320