Status: Success


Arbor Mayhem

Mission Objectives

fly out to answer distrress call
naviage the JP System
Head up the hill in the Arboretum

Mission Summary

A beautiful and challenging mission. Four absurd new ships from JP/Roslindale were christened today. We rode to a wonderful party in Roslindale, hosted by MotherMayhem. Then, rode to the top of the hill at the Arboretum. Some pilots rode around without their spacesuits. As I write this, the sun is coming up. A more detailed report of the night's events may be declassified soon.
Pilot Ship Points Promotion
beezwax Chastity 565.969   Rear Admiral, Lower Half
Bushido Summer 602.718  
Concarne Swamp Thing 572.883   Captain
Dr HeadCrash Lust 370.54  
Fool Redemption 316.413   Chief Petty Officer
Gluteus Maximus Doctor Love 373.69   Lieutenant Junior Grade
Gropo Abandon All Hope 816.346   Master Chief Petty Officer
Krank Mjollnir 429.03   Ensign
Kung Fool Hell Razor 534.561   Ensign
Lefty Lucy Ez Raider 116.481  
moose Trez Bonz 400.401  
Nameless Compliance 574.251  
Nosepicker G.I. Jane 617.1  
PainBunny Pale Horse 400.615  
Phooka Circus Peanut 361.723   Senior Chief Petty Officer
Shakes Pride 495.132   Lieutenant
ShotClock Devastation 206.472   Petty Officer Third Class
Side Show Doh Fat Banana 320.588   Rear Admiral, Lower Half
Skunk Catastrophe 1393.46  
Smasher Delirium 601.252   Commodore
Snaggletooth Anger 198.77   Petty Officer Second Class
Sparky D.B. Cooper 675.039   Commodore
Threespeed Bad Motivator 316.952  
TorqueBox Yodel 524.664   Rear Admiral, Lower Half
vomit Jan Brady 207.39  
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Taskforce Pilot
Mission Leader Skunk
Deck Officer Skunk
Gate Attendant Skunk
Navigator Sparky
Tailgunner Nosepicker
Tool Bag Smasher
Medi Bag PainBunny
Still Cam Skunk
Life Support 1 Skunk
Filmer ShotClock

Mission Parameters

Mission LeaderSkunk
Mission Size 25 pilots
OriginFort Summer
DestinationMotherMayhem's Distress Call & Arboretum
Light Years22.780
G-Well Activity4.004
Technical Rating4.126