Status: Success


So Long And Thanks For All The ΙΧΘΥΣ

What better way to celebrate the end of the world than chopping to our
favorite apocalyptic tunes? The Chopocalypse was scheduled to arrive
TONIGHT! And unlike that other one (the one that didn't actually
happen, I guess), the Chopocalypse RULED!

Cloudbuster and Disco Death Star were back in action and ready to
bring in the funk for the post-Rapture world. Civilians witnessed the
historic reunion of the Four Choppers of the Apocalypse: USB War, USB
Famine, USB Pestilence, and USB PaleHorse. And those who hoped for a
last-minute salvation knew what to do... raise a hoot and a holler and
stick out their hand for a high-five!

A distress call was answered at Pilot Q's abode. Pilots enjoyed the
hosting skills, while some stayed sentry and enjoyed the crisp spring
air. Mini-me bots were transported back to their home and upon pilot
departure said bots provided the pilots with high-fives.

Soon the pilots went on and traveled through the galaxy and put their
talents to use. This brief interlude included chalk and REM.

Along to a magical place where SCUL met with the Christ Kickers and
admired their ships of amazement, embraced the chilly air and hula-
hooped with glee.

Pilot Ship Points Promotion
Bendy Dirty Dino 295.67   Commodore
Civitron Pestilence 614.112   Commodore
Diva Incineraider 323.865   Lieutenant Commander
DrClaw Iron Butterfly 615.567  
hackworth Synesthesia 846.099  
Keebler Phlox 487.819   Lieutenant Commander
metoikos Mjollnir 503.642   Commodore
Self Destruct Mad Rabbit 330.222   Petty Officer Second Class
Seven Of Nine War 286.663   Commodore
Skunk Cloudbuster 2560.14   Admiral
Sprocket Pig Champion 0   Pilot
Stogie Wingnut 241.364  
Threespeed Schadenfreude 700.458   Rear Admiral, Lower Half
Treekiller chlorophyll 585.08  
vomit Famine 362.824  
WalTor Singularity 297.279   Ensign
Wombat Pale Horse 477.939  
yt Secret Asian SCULly 694.267  
Pilots must be logged in to see the briefing.
Taskforce Pilot
Mission Leader Skunk
Deck Officer metoikos
MRC Officer Skunk
Navigator WalTor
Tailgunner Diva
Com-Sat 1 Bendy
Tool Bag Self Destruct
Flat Bag Threespeed
Medi Bag hackworth
Wookiee Bag Self Destruct
Ambassador Civitron
Chalk Bag Keebler
Still Cam Stogie
Airlock Treekiller
Life Support 1 hackworth
Life Support 2 Treekiller
Damage Control DrClaw
Minister of Zoobs DrClaw
Mission Debriefer Wombat
Mission Reporter Keebler
Beer Wrangler Civitron
Filmer hackworth
Food Wrangler hackworth
Sentry vomit
Skynet Operator Pre metoikos
Stillcam Downloader Stogie

Mission Parameters

Mission LeaderSkunk
Mission Size 18 pilots
OriginFort Joy
Destinationthe end of the universe
Light Years10.159
G-Well Activity1.170
Technical Rating2.460