Status: Success


Get Committed to the Asylum

SCUL has finally been committed to an Asylum. We always hoped it would end up like this, especially because we're talking about the Artisan's Asylum on Planet Joy. The wardens do promise they'll let us out for missions.

Silent running is a thing of the past -- huzzah! And add to that huzzah a "boom chicka-boom-boom", a "w0000000000000t", two too-groovy bass lines, three trumpet voluntaries, and a Fozzy style "waka-waka" -- not to mention an entire session of Prime Ministers Questions with Clinton and Parliament.
We packed our physical objects into a series of transports, much larger on the inside than the outside. After a brief jaunt through hyperspace, we re-compressed into our new surroundings, a bit tired from the journey, and in need of bar nuts and a towel.

We explored our new sub-sector of space as Q navimigated us on an experimental reconnoitering mission to explore our new sub-sector of space on an exploratory mission of reconnaissance. (Hmmm, I think there's still some apparent out-of-phase signal delay from the hyperspace jump -- must get to that soon.)
The space-lanes nearby are wide and largely open, with a few useful arteries to get us from hither to yon. We encountered beautiful industrial vistas, including an entire nebula / asteroid belt filled with dihydrogen monoxide! (Sure beats the 19980222x - 20030929w methane storms on Venus!)

After a long mechanical, it was time to return from our journey and respond to a distress call right near our new headquarters.

Our fleet's worth of lasers and sonic disruption systems proved a welcome relief to those earth-lings who had no idea what to do with the black-hole opening up right next to their dance-floor. Our orbital formations proved beyond funk-busting, and many hi-fives were earned in rotation.

After some much needed groove, we chopped our way back to our new home planet -- and enjoyed the sound of our super-sweet posisonic landing pad.
Pilot Ship Points Promotion
Bendy Dirty Dino 903.34  
Civitron Doctor Love 0  
Keebler Ooh La La 0  
Kpafun Rambostiltskin 72.07  
Leotard Trinity 314.069   Captain
Quandary Immaculate Taco 912.745   Admiral
Sadie Blake Compliance 954.534   Captain
Scrodd D.B. Cooper 0   Pilot
Self Destruct Ez Raider 811.952  
Shock Wave Dave Abandon All Hope 150.709   Aviator First Class
Skunk Cloudbuster 776.581  
Threespeed Schadenfreude 168.424  
Treekiller chlorophyll 213.23  
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Taskforce Pilot
Mission Leader Skunk
Deck Officer Keebler
Gate Attendant Leotard
MRC Officer Skunk
Navigator Quandary
Tailgunner Sadie Blake
Com-Sat 1 Bendy
Tool Bag Civitron
Flat Bag Scrodd
Medi Bag Shock Wave Dave
Wookiee Bag Leotard
Still Cam Treekiller
Airlock Skunk
Life Support 1 Treekiller
Damage Control Threespeed
Mission Reporter Quandary
Beer Wrangler Bendy
Food Wrangler Keebler
Stillcam Downloader hackworth

Mission Parameters

Mission LeaderSkunk
Mission Size 13 pilots
OriginFort Joy
DestinationPlanet Joy and Environs
Light Years6.111
G-Well Activity0.580
Technical Rating1.612