Status: Success


Alpacamission '13

21 supermaggots 1 maggot and 4 baby maggots showed for tonight's mission. Two ships made their maiden voyage. It was cold, and despite not having ridden in months, we navigated the planets like professionals.

We completed a standard op to get back our sea legs and make sure the ships were up to light-speed. We patrolled the constellations of the Somerville and Cambridge systems, stopped for some fueling at Luna 7/11, orbited the steaming globe, and completed several derbies.

SelfDestruct won the first derby by default, Nosepicker won the second derby with the fox in the hole maneuver. Moose really wanted to win a derby but was taken out in several spectacular crashes. Dreadflint attempted to derby with one of the longest ribbons in the history of the sport.

After pilots could no longer feel their toes, Waltor navigated the fleet back to the landing pad where we watched the dance moves of baby maggots Manchild, Pawesome, Chomps, and Bloodbath.
Pilot Ship Points Promotion
BaneThunderwolf Cor Leonis 602.851   Senior Chief Petty Officer
beezwax Chastity 161.791   Aviator First Class
Bloodbath Catastrophe 0   Pilot
Buckminister Immaculate Taco 123.41   Aviator First Class
Chomps Pale Horse 0   Pilot
danimal Megas-Tu 263.805   Petty Officer Third Class
DeathTrap Moneypenny 418.499   Petty Officer First Class
Diva Incineraider 610.299   Senior Chief Petty Officer
DreadFlint Anger 78.1209   Aviator
eXceSs Chutes & Ladders 308.472   Petty Officer Second Class
Fixie Ass Over Tea Kettle 137.243   Aviator First Class
hackworth Torpor 621.199   Senior Chief Petty Officer
Joyride Stilleto 58.2504   Aviator
Klobb One Night Stand 0   Pilot
Manchild Pestilence 0   Pilot
moose Loki Ducker 346.891   Petty Officer Second Class
Nosepicker Darkendank 236.443   Petty Officer Third Class
Pawesome Doctor Love 0   Pilot
Piranha Lemon Wedge 447.354   Petty Officer First Class
Self Destruct Delirium 109.469   Aviator First Class
Skunk Cloudbuster 1232.76   Lieutenant Junior Grade
Threespeed Iron Butterfly 195.577   Aviator First Class
Treekiller lorax 233.225   Petty Officer Third Class
WalTor Singularity 259.089   Petty Officer Third Class
Wombat Summer 302.117   Petty Officer Second Class
yt Secret Asian SCULly 825.42   Ensign
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Taskforce Pilot
Mission Leader Skunk
Deck Officer yt
Gate Attendant Piranha
MRC Officer Skunk
Navigator WalTor
Tailgunner Diva
Com-Sat 1 Treekiller
Tool Bag moose
Flat Bag Bloodbath
Medi Bag Pawesome
Wookiee Bag Chomps
Ambassador danimal
Chalk Bag Skunk
Still Cam Piranha
Airlock eXceSs
Life Support 1 Threespeed
Life Support 2 Skunk
Damage Control Wombat
Mission Reporter Diva
Print Jockey Skunk

Mission Parameters

Mission LeaderSkunk
Mission Size 26 pilots
OriginFort Tyler
DestinationShake the dust off, see what falls off the ships when we break atmo
Light Years9.037
G-Well Activity1.638
Technical Rating1.125