Status: Success


SCULimpics 2002

Mission Objectives

Be victorious
try not to get hurt

Mission Summary

Today is the day that SCUL's athletes get to show there best skills. Two new events were added this year: the tube blowout, which involved pumping up an inner tube until it explodes and Doublemint: ride a ship while carrying ship B from point A to point B. Then ride Ship B while carrying ship A back to point A. Other events included skid, donut race, frame toss, limb, frosty kick, and derby. The day promised to bring mechanicals and injury. Official results to be posted, no records broken. The only injury of note was sustained by Asher, who stopped a wheel with her foot. This proved an effective techique for taking out ViciousSquirrell, however she took herself out in the process. Heavy damage occurred on DarknDank do to the fact that the chain ring (which somehow passed preflight) was held on by 2 of 5 bolts, causing it to fold in half.

Awards were as follows:


gold-Vegetable who set the record at 20.78 sec carrying pestilence and sloth

silver-Moose on circus peanut and lust--he was so close to the leader that they had to have a showdown for the medal!

Bronze-NoWay on sloth and anger.

Limbo broke new records this year and was a fierce competition.

Gold: NoWay at 34 inches

Silver: Dangermouse at 35 inches

bronze: Maddog

Frosty kick

Gold: Vicious Squirrel (36 feet 10 and a half inches)

Silver: Vegetable

Bronze: Moneyshot

Frame toss

Gold: Walter at 34 feet, 8 inches

Silver: Headcrash

Bronze: Moose

Especially dry donuts yielded a slow donut race.

Gold: Waltor

Silver: NoWay

Bronze: Maddog


Gold: amazing patch set by a bogie now known as Sandbagger

Silver: NoWay

Bronze: Moose

Pump Blow up. For future reference Waltor discovered (much to our amusement) that Pyramid tubes are bomber!

Gold: Moose at 31.18 seconds

Silver: HeadCrash

Bronze: Skunk


Gold: Maddog

Silver: Monkeyboy

Bronze: Skunk
Pilot Ship Points Promotion
Asher Summer 344.171  
Calamity Transport 130.452   Aviator First Class
Danger Mouse Circus Peanut 152.234  
Diva Toxic Waste 303.043  
Dr HeadCrash Ez Raider 133.552   Aviator First Class
Giraffe Famine 127.218  
Glyptodont Anger 101.543   Senior Chief Petty Officer
grendel Devastation 462.354  
Jo Mama Lust 113.586   Aviator First Class
Maddog Sloth 108.672  
MoneyShot Delirium 299.578   Vice Admiral
Monkeyboy Mjollnir 195.879  
moose Trez Bonz 110.982  
NoWay Skylab 341.657  
Pikachu Darkendank 210.631   Master Chief Petty Officer
Rotwang Pale Horse 114.887   Petty Officer Second Class
Skunk Catastrophe 587.042  
Snaggletooth Pestilence 143.182   Chief Petty Officer
Turtle Ooh La La 191.425  
Vegetable Annihilation 1025.95   Lieutenant Junior Grade
ViciousSquirrel Rabies 183.337  
WalTor Transport 30.4521  
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Taskforce Pilot
Mission Leader Skunk
Deck Officer Skunk
Navigator MoneyShot
Tailgunner Diva
Tool Bag Vegetable
Life Support 1 Skunk
Mission Debriefer Diva
Mission Reporter Skunk
Filmer Diva

Mission Parameters

Mission LeaderSkunk
Mission Size 22 pilots
OriginFort Summer
DestinationThe Emergency Room
Light Years11.250
G-Well Activity1.110
Technical Rating3.045