Status: Success


Shiny Metals


Lined up in tight formation on Ft. Joy's launch pad, many pilots were
wearing their fancy spacesuits for this special occasion. The fleet
was truly a sight to behold. Nosepicker christened his new ship
"Chumlee," and
we were off!

Soon after liftoff, the fleet observed an oncoming transport nearly
impact a civilian space station. This crisis was averted when the
transport operator fired retrograde engines at full thrust a few
seconds before impact, and the fleet continued on their way.

Shortly thereafter we attracted a floatie named Sidwell. This was no
average floatie though. He had been out on a space walk and managed
to keep pace with the fleet for almost the entire mission
sans-a-spaceship! He must have had some sort of advanced alien
technology to allow him to keep pace with us while we were traveling
at warp speed. He even weathered a localized radiation storm,
completely unscathed!

While landing SKP Bonnie & Clyde at a refueling station in the Central
Constellation, Wombat, whose shields were down, suffered a minor high
altitude collision with a low-hanging sign at Luna Coolidge Cleaners,
resulting in a flesh wound. Retard promoted the enjoyment of minor
first aid while the rest of us went on shore leave. Pilots Pecan and
Resonator were spotted at this location wearing subspace entertainment
inspired spacesuits. They were likely invoved in some sort of covert
distress call.

We then took off for the Boston System and landed there to perform the
awards ceremony. Before the ceremony Civitron was knighted to much
fanfare. It doesn't seem like he will have much trouble endeavoring
to be a super hero... Many awards were then bestowed, but the highest
honor went to h4ckw0r+h. His Iron Cog award was a very small version
of ARP Synesthesia. He attempted to fly it around a bit but decided
it was slightly too small for successful space travel.

Just as we were preparing to launch for our return flight, Killgore
inconspicuously traded his ship and spacesuit for Sidwell's spacesuit.
Many of us were fooled by the old spacesuit switcheroo, especially as
Killgore managed to unlock its power immediately and keep up with the
fleet for a portion of our trip back to base. We eagerly await his
report on the workings of this strange alien technology.

After landing back at the fort, Y.T. brought forward her baby maggot
Whydah. Many puns over his choice of call sign ensued. Finally,
Fleet Admiral Skunk commended us for winding down the season with such
a professionally flown mission.

Glory was reached, the Funk was handily Busted!

Pilot Ship Points Promotion
Bendy Dirty Dino 156.2  
Civitron Compliance 294.23   Petty Officer Third Class
DrClaw Annihilation 0  
hackworth Synesthesia 600.006  
Keebler Curb Burner 0  
Killgore Swamp Thing 0  
Kpafun Civilian Ship 109.82  
Leotard Trinity 347.061   Admiral
moose Loki Ducker 378.023   Captain
Nosepicker Chumlee 235.28   Lieutenant Junior Grade
Quandary Summer 295.463  
Sadie Blake Mad Rabbit 561.46   Rear Admiral, Upper Half
Self Destruct Delirium 429.006   Admiral
Skunk Cloudbuster 921.811  
Stogie Vindaloo 470.9  
Threespeed Iron Butterfly 187.958  
Treekiller chlorophyll 317.2  
Trogdor Catastrophe 356.718   Petty Officer Second Class
vomit Famine 489.009  
whydah Chastity 0   Pilot
Wombat Bonnie & Clyde 571.971   Lieutenant Junior Grade
yt Secret Asian SCULly 251.009  
ZyGoat Mjollnir 0  
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Taskforce Pilot
Mission Leader Skunk
Deck Officer Diva
MRC Officer Skunk
Navigator Sadie Blake
Tailgunner vomit
Com-Sat 1 Stogie
Tool Bag Trogdor
Flat Bag Self Destruct
Medi Bag Leotard
Wookiee Bag Wombat
Ambassador Civitron
Chalk Bag Treekiller
Still Cam Stogie
Airlock Skunk
Life Support 1 hackworth
Damage Control Threespeed
Minister of Zoobs DrClaw
Mission Debriefer Wombat
Mission Reporter DrClaw
Beer Mule Killgore
Beer Wrangler Sadie Blake
Filmer hackworth
Food Wrangler hackworth
Stillcam Downloader Stogie

Mission Parameters

Mission LeaderSkunk
Mission Size 23 pilots
OriginFort Joy
DestinationGlory and Awards
Light Years13.480
G-Well Activity1.050
Technical Rating2.810