No Dis-integration

All we're saying is, it didn't rain, and you should have been there.

We derbied. We answered a distress call for CRAWFISH. We derbied some
more, on Cambridge Freaking Common. We picked up a bunch of floaties,
including CrawChef, and derbied him too. (BTW, Compliance is the king
of the derby. Who knew?)

We busted the funk all the way down to its component particles, and
built it back up again as the funkiest funk that ever funked your
town. We funked it so hard, we can't even stand, let alone ride a
bike.

And to top it all off, we inducted Plasmonster into the sekrit awesome
mega-leet brotherhood (and sisterhood) that is the SCUL pilotage.
Awesome! Wai sugoi posi! Three cheers for Plasmonster!

So, yeah, you missed a good thing.