Status: Success


El Cien Loco

Mission Objectives

complete 100 light years
finish before sunrise

Mission Summary

This day marked Skunk Day, but Skunk decided to use this day to complete the Century ride that had been previously postponed. It takes discipline, perseverance, and some tunes on radiobox to make this mission work. 12 pilots were up for the challenge: Mucas, WalTor, Skunk, Diva, PigPen, RumbleFish, Vomit, NoWay, Sparky, LoJack, Maddog, and Moose. The course was set to flyby some of our favorite constellations and deep space zones. The fleet navigated through The MinuteMan Bikeway in good spirits stopping at Fort Crescent and Luna Barnstormers to dump fuel. Waltor and Diva then navigated the fleet through Lexington and Arlington back to the fort for brief resting. At this point, we were a 3rd done with the century. By 17 hundred hours we returned to our ships and headed through the Allston and Boston systems. Two floaties joined in on the ride from the Kenmore constellation to the Watertown System.
The fleet managed to survive with little mechanical difficulties, but the mission was not without casualty. Diva was having palpitation issues after 20 light years and deeply desired to rid herself of a few earth molecules from Luna Barnstormers. She kept on until she had traveled 60 light years when, after finally purging herself of a few molecules in the Newton system, she decided it best to let the fleet finish without her.
The fleet continued on to Luna IHOP for refueling. They then continued through the Jamaica Plain system to Castle Island where a few pilots removed their spacesuits despite the chilly weather. After 18 hours, 9 of the original crew finished their 100 mile journey with a new appreciation for bananarama. Celebration of the feats took place over some donut molecules in the wee morning hours.
Pilot Ship Points Promotion
LoJack Devastation 591.64   Commodore
moose Loki Ducker 1281.84   Captain
Mucus Gorm Claiomh 1609.87   Captain
NoWay Skylab 1570.33   Rear Admiral, Upper Half
PigPen Ez Raider 402.607   Lieutenant Junior Grade
Rumblefish Delirium 1182.63   Commander
Skunk Catastrophe 2332.3  
Sparky D.B. Cooper 793.471   Commander
vomit Circus Peanut 830.207   Rear Admiral, Lower Half
WalTor Singularity 2351.66   Vice Admiral
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Taskforce Pilot
Mission Leader Skunk
Deck Officer Skunk
Gate Attendant Skunk
Navigator WalTor
Tailgunner NoWay
Life Support 1 Skunk
Mission Reporter Diva

Mission Parameters

Mission LeaderSkunk
Mission Size 10 pilots
OriginFort Berkeley
DestinationSurvive 100 miles of agony
Light Years100.000
G-Well Activity2.701
Technical Rating2.001