Status: Success



Mission Objectives

celebrate our return from the offseason:
chalk it up
pass by blinky things in the Union Constellation

Mission Summary

Dozer made yummy scones, Hapto made pretty buttons, and Maddog spread
rhinovirus all over Choppernomicron's keyboard.

, maggots -- Fizz, DontPanic, Major (escorted by Hapto,
Crumpet, Eureka/Acehole)


though the wind was bitter cold the night of alpha mission,
the brave pilots sat casually on thier mighty ships sturdy boots
resting on boosters,
prepared to cut a trail of glory and daring through the new year of

they formed a ragtag line, some ships having weathered many lightyears
and solar systems
others waiting, that very night, to be christened with beer molecules
and hearty jeers
The pilots were counted and roles were called, some having weathered
many lightyears and solar systems
others waiting, that very night, to be christened with beer molecules
and hearty jeers.

then we went down the hill and there was that jolly music that
recalled so many adventures before. and stuff. and this water sound is ...

Like a totally standard issue pilot mission! hit the squayahs and
get back before our toes froze. We almost made it. We did
unfortunately lose one pilot due to a lack of oxygen in the subspace
zone. Good turn out... and not much time to put together a pretty
tight mission. Whee!
Pilot Ship Points Promotion
AceHole Catastrophe 247.605   Petty Officer Third Class
beezwax Baby 'Fat 266.611   Petty Officer Third Class
Bitzer Doctor Love 190.41   Aviator First Class
ChunChun Anger 153.016   Aviator First Class
Crumpet Annihilation 289.461   Petty Officer Third Class
Diva Incineraider 338.087   Petty Officer Second Class
Dont Panic Curb Burner 0   Pilot
Dozer Fish Bike 472.788   Petty Officer First Class
Eureka Greed 193.755   Aviator First Class
Evil Twin Delirium 148.565   Aviator First Class
Exon Chastity 317.042   Petty Officer Second Class
Fizz Swamp Thing 0   Pilot
Hapto EvilSchwinn 70.1581   Aviator
Iscariot Sloth 375.802   Petty Officer Second Class
Kaibosch Scrotesque 135.19   Aviator First Class
Major Famine 0   Pilot
Mars Phobos 327.018   Petty Officer Second Class
moose Loki Ducker 248.621   Petty Officer Third Class
Mosquito Mjollnir 205.8   Petty Officer Third Class
Nosepicker Vaganus Persquerter 139.84   Aviator First Class
Onath Spooky Pirate 228.148   Petty Officer Third Class
Percentin Pale Horse   
pywaket Skylab 533.994   Chief Petty Officer
Rotwang HiLo 66.9194   Aviator
Skunk Cloudbuster 1109.76   Ensign
Threespeed Iron Butterfly 294.864   Petty Officer Third Class
Triumphus Darkendank 133.355   Aviator First Class
Twitch Slag 257.341   Petty Officer Third Class
WalTor Singularity 635.328   Senior Chief Petty Officer
Pilots must be logged in to see the briefing.
Taskforce Pilot
Mission Leader Skunk
Deck Officer Iscariot
MRC Officer Skunk
Navigator WalTor
Tailgunner Diva
Tool Bag Twitch
Flat Bag beezwax
Medi Bag Twitch
Ambassador ChunChun
Chalk Bag Threespeed
Still Cam Skunk
Airlock Bitzer
Life Support 1 Skunk
Damage Control Mars
Mission Reporter Trisignata
Compressor Wrangler Triumphus
Maggot Filterer Crumpet
Radio Wrangler Crumpet
Sentry Exon
Stillcam Downloader Skunk

Mission Parameters

Mission LeaderSkunk
Mission Size 29 pilots
OriginFort Summer
DestinationReaquaintence with G-Forces
Light Years12.300
G-Well Activity1.023
Technical Rating2.345