Status: Failure


Shakes Rattle & Roll

Mission Objectives

standard op: high fives, derby, keep it simple

Mission Summary

Our objective was simple: A spin around the local star systems and have some fun at Dogfight Derby. After a rountine spin through the local constellations and several hi fives, we found ourselves in the familiar dogfight battlefield off of Memorial Drive, behind the Microcenter. There ensued the most heated battles ever seen in our history. One attack after another, left ships in rubble. Moose scored the first victory. The second was not fun. A high speed collision between MonkeyBomb and Shakes took down both pilots. Unfortunately, Shakes lay badly wounded. Luckily we had MOD FullPull, a pedicab to give poor Shakes a ride home. After a plasma casing failure, we headed back to the fort. WalTor transported Shakes to the nearest tissue regeneration center.
Pilot Ship Points Promotion
Bushido Famine 360.441   Master Chief Petty Officer
Danger Mouse Energy 225.703   Lieutenant
Flama Darkendank 556.537   Senior Chief Petty Officer
grendel Devastation 113.846   Aviator First Class
LoJack Anarchy 78.59  
Maddog George Dilboy 1367.53   Commander
Monkey Bomb Anger 92.752   Petty Officer Second Class
Monkeyboy Village Idiot 150.694   Lieutenant
moose Loki Ducker 324.128   Lieutenant Commander
NoWay Full Pull 996.873  
Shakes Annihilation 348.636   Petty Officer First Class
Skunk Catastrophe 1375.29   Vice Admiral
Sparky Bonnie & Clyde 250.69   Lieutenant Commander
Turtle Ooh La La 185.385   Ensign
vomit Jan Brady 225.973   Ensign
WalTor Singularity 787.446   Commodore
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Taskforce Pilot
Mission Leader Skunk
Navigator NoWay
Tailgunner WalTor
Medi Bag Maddog
Life Support 1 Skunk
Mission Reporter grendel

Mission Parameters

Mission LeaderSkunk
Mission Size 16 pilots
OriginFort Berkeley
Light Years10.400
G-Well Activity2.214
Technical Rating2.145