Status: Success


Skunk Day 2006 - Scorpion Bowl Agenda

Mission Objectives

Original objectives:
ride to Suagus to retrieve Skunk's helm
consume mai tai's, shirley temples and the like
get the management of Kowloon to honor the fleet admiral

Updated objectives since going to Kowloon was not necessary:
find as many things on Skunk's scavenger list as possible
get lots of points
honor the fleet admiral

Mission Summary

Happy Skunk Day!! Hooray! In the absense of the hell mission to the Kowloon to retrieve the Helm of Skunk (Thanks Oppo!) Skunk decided that instead of getting lost, ourselves, we should be the finders of lost things!

We were preparing for our mission, when out of the black came a slew of marching bands! Hither and yon they marched! Yon and hither! And they played, until our hearts sang, and we cried tears of hope and joy for the trials that were soon to come. As we buzzed Davis, each band seranaded us in turn, wishing us luck on our quest.

So to the tune of "mIni skirt! Mini Skirt! MINISKIRT! Revolving door!" we hit the streets.

We made lady "civilians climb trees" and give the"thumbs up", we sought out "anvils" and a "beezwax" who was as well hidden as one could get, "evil twin" highfived us with his trusty "black label beer" and triumphus donned some plether "high heeled" stripper boots, and strutted around. The winnie the pooh house counted as the "obelisk", and Bartley's had a "helpwanted sign" in their window. We made "three civilians dance" on campus, dusted skunk with "glitter" (no maraiah carey references!) "moose (not the pilot) was found on the mantle of where moose (the pilot) lives, along with "knitting needles" of rubbish. "Helicopters" flew overhead, "spiral slides" were seen but not partaken, Phooka's late night tea making was interrupted by a bizzarro "frizbee (must be airborne)" request, Bird kindly provided us with a peek at her "anvil" and gave some pilots some gloves (yay Bird!) We caught a "piddidle" and rode through a "tunnel" and past some "kinetic sculpture" and a "children's tricycle" there was more, so mad points were collected. Such is Skunk Day.

We had mad ST action. All were cool, so thusly, we were like Fonzie.

Yeah. Cool. Like Fonzie.
Pilot Ship Points Promotion
Asher VWBeetle 791.144   Captain
Captain Underpants Yer Mom 795.463  
Crumpet Annihilation 802.237   Lieutenant Commander
Dreamer Famine 914.025   Commodore
Feet Greed 822.342   Ensign
Hapto Basquiat 971.97   Rear Admiral, Upper Half
Iscariot Darkendank 869.903  
Mars High Hard One 949.463  
Masokist Devastation 758.958   Admiral, Fleet Ready
Nosepicker Filthy Def A Kator 868.463  
Secret Chief Abandon All Hope 894.992   Commodore
Skunk Cloudbuster 1042.33  
Threespeed Iron Butterfly 658.608  
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Taskforce Pilot
Mission Leader Skunk
Navigator Captain Underpants
Tailgunner Secret Chief
Life Support 1 Skunk
Filmer Nosepicker

Mission Parameters

Mission LeaderSkunk
Mission Size 13 pilots
OriginFort Summer
Destinationeverything on the list
Light Years8.000
G-Well Activity1.257
Technical Rating1.236