Status: Success


Gong Swimmin'

SCUL, pondering the complexities of elevated atmospheric red-
three digit temperatures, decided to fight the heat with heavy
immersion in a secret location.

This quest for H2O started with a game - how long would Special
(The Mighty) Isis ride with SCUL before banging the GONG OF

Off we went, and - GONG! - and off we went, again, in search of ice
cream molecules in the heart of the 'Ville on the way to the
of the deep woods & water of the suburbs.

- Deathtrap did not attend,
so SOMEBODY had to ride Moneypenny,
(i know, RIGHT?)

Twisting and turning through the mountains of Medford, SCUL picked
a hearty floatie surfer named JAWS, whose enthusiasm for the unknown
impressed us all.

We approached the hidden entrance with SILENT RUNNING & lights out.
Brave pilots pushed the fleet through the forest towards our night's
goal… a dunk in a lake.

Did we get caught by the Anti-Dunk Night Patrol?

- No.

Did the locals across the lake get flashlighted and escorted back to
the tarmac of civilization?

- Yes.

We PROFESSIONAL dunkers don't get caught, and earn Medals of Naked
boot, but we played it safe and hit the road.

Homeward bound, we hit a meteor shower of ice cream & pie and then
was off to the downtown DERBY!
More floaties joined and watched our playground dance with death as
we crashed and ribbon-yanked until the last pilot was left
(WHY is it always NOSEPICKER?!?!)

Then the late-night re-entry to SCUL's home-base, gliding in on a
cloud of FUNK.

- Good night.

Things we learned:

 The North Point playground fountains don't work no more

 Don't steal Wombat's headband even if you are stealthy
ten ninjas

Pilot Ship Points Promotion
Bendy Ooh La La 298.336   Rear Admiral, Lower Half
DrClaw Pale Horse 681.777  
eXceSs War 311.968  
hackworth Synesthesia 1099.56  
Isis One Night Stand 0   Pilot
Killabetes Devastation 0  
Leotard Trinity 490.245  
metoikos Darkendank 199.329  
Nosepicker Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino 310.836   Lieutenant Commander
Seven Of Nine Swamp Thing 782.399  
Skunk Cloudbuster 930.175  
Spark Pestilence 0  
Stogie Moneypenny 880.273  
Treekiller chlorophyll 776.748   Admiral
vomit Famine 272.255   Rear Admiral, Upper Half
Wombat Lust 272.105   Admiral
yt Secret Asian SCULly 1030.75   Admiral, Fleet Ready
ZyGoat Wingnut 339.23   Commodore
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Taskforce Pilot
Mission Leader Skunk
Deck Officer yt
Gate Attendant hackworth
MRC Officer Skunk
Navigator yt
Tailgunner ZyGoat
Com-Sat 1 DrClaw
Tool Bag Killabetes
Flat Bag Nosepicker
Medi Bag Isis
Wookiee Bag Leotard
Ambassador Bendy
Chalk Bag Spark
Still Cam Stogie
Airlock Treekiller
Life Support 1 Leotard
Life Support 2 hackworth
Damage Control Killabetes
Mission Reporter Stogie
Beer Mule Treekiller
Beer Wrangler metoikos
Compressor Wrangler hackworth
Food Wrangler yt
Print Jockey hackworth
Skynet Operator Pre yt
Stillcam Downloader Stogie

Mission Parameters

Mission LeaderSkunk
Mission Size 18 pilots
OriginFort Joy
Light Years19.780
G-Well Activity1.349
Technical Rating1.901