Status: Success
OperationThe Pumpkin Spice Must Flow
Mission Objectives
- Wear cozy spacesuits, such as flannels and sweaters
- Fly with one or more pumpkins/gourds as decorative cargo
- Crunch leaves
- Consume autumnal food and bev, such as apple cider, pumpkin spice nonsense, etc
Mission Summary
OH MY GOSH! LIKE, I LOVE SKULLS! she exclaimed as we flew by.Warts and all, 16 pilots and one brave out-of-galaxy maggot waited patiently on the launch pad shaking out the kinks in life support. Without it, the spice melange could not flow! All assembled fruity co-pilots were secured against falling, and the dial was set to maximum coze.
Hapto-esque manouvres and the Watertown System's spicy and unexpected flight surfaces quickly caused some pilots to fall behind, but couldn't squash the fun. Fuzz's perambulations soon led to unbeleafable crunchening circumnavigating the Fresh Pond nebula via wormhole territory old and new. The gourd-geous temperatures and wiggles and squiggles in dark spaces made for giddy pilots, showing off their best and brightest festive colors of the year.
At Danehy field, the gang shed their ships and shared the harvest, partaking in molecules of all temperatures, brought to a mission near you by Threespeed's ever clever instabonfire. Tricks and treats abounded, cookies and kimchi and PSL's, oh my! Meanwhile, maggot Finger Cheez branched out from Yer Mom and experienced a wide variety of ships, succeeding from Chastity to 88. As the fleet experienced the cornucopia of delights, into the pumpkin patch came two civilians, telling tales of a game of light and air, and provided such entertainment as to prolong shore leave, as if it were the entire goal.
But all things in their season, and pilots gamely sought their ships, meandering home before the clock struck the witching hour or Pastry Queen turned into a Pumpkin Spice Latte. And, like, for a mission that looked so basic, it was, like, the best.
*Medal of Chic to Henway for his fantastic/tacky pumpkin-themed vest and hat
*Medal of Patronage to everyone who brought thematically appropriate snacks to share
*Medal of Valour to Claw for pumping up the jams
| Pilot | Ship | Points | Promotion |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2 Lucky | Bieber Fever | 147.958 | |
| Dead Bride | Albatross | 485.447 | Commander |
| DrClaw | Shockwave | 316.517 | |
| eXceSs | Chastity | 184.645 | |
| Finger Cheez | Yer Mom | 0 | |
| Grog | War | 189.05 | |
| Henway | Saint Christopher | 0 | |
| Leotard | Abracadaver | 150.483 | Senior Chief Petty Officer |
| Lordmcfuzz | Pale Horse | 574.915 | |
| Meownderthal | Barbie Schmurda | 310.323 | |
| MsMoon | Strangelove (Bombardier) | 77.9458 | Pilot |
| Pastry Queen | Princess Fun Police | 721.61 | Chief Petty Officer |
| Punchy | Compliance | 895.54 | Lieutenant |
| Rocket | 88 | 171.244 | |
| Snow | Deep Blue Dream | 37.7773 | Petty Officer Third Class |
| Threespeed | Strangelove | 89.1902 | |
| Wombat | Trinity | 282.695 |
| Taskforce | Pilot |
|---|---|
| Wingmate 1 | Dead Bride |
| Wingmate 2 | Pastry Queen |
| Mission Leader | Punchy |
| Deck Officer | Dead Bride |
| Gate Attendant | Snow |
| Navigator | Lordmcfuzz |
| Tailgunner | Pastry Queen |
| Emblem Designer | Punchy |
| Com-Sat 1 | Threespeed |
| Com-Sat 2 | eXceSs |
| Tool Bag | Henway |
| Flat Bag | Meownderthal |
| Medi Bag | Snow |
| Wookiee Bag | Threespeed |
| Ambassador | Grog |
| Chalk Bag | Leotard |
| Still Cam | Rocket |
| Airlock | Pastry Queen |
| Life Support 1 | DrClaw |
| Life Support 2 | Dead Bride |
| Life Support 3 | Wombat |
| Mission Pinner | Dead Bride |
| Mission Debriefer | Wombat |
| Mission Reporter | Pastry Queen |
Mission Parameters
| Division | MAD |
|---|---|
| Date | 2023.10.14 |
| Mission Leader | Punchy |
| Mission Size | 17 pilots |
| Origin | Fort Antwerp |
| Destination | Hashtag Sweater Weather |
| Light Years | 10.300 |
| G-Well Activity | 1.085 |
| Technical Rating | 2.138 |
