Status: Success


The Pumpkin Spice Must Flow

Mission Objectives

  • Wear cozy spacesuits, such as flannels and sweaters
  • Fly with one or more pumpkins/gourds as decorative cargo
  • Crunch leaves
  • Consume autumnal food and bev, such as apple cider, pumpkin spice nonsense, etc

Mission Summary

OH MY GOSH! LIKE, I LOVE SKULLS! she exclaimed as we flew by.

Warts and all, 16 pilots and one brave out-of-galaxy maggot waited patiently on the launch pad shaking out the kinks in life support. Without it,
the spice melange could not flow! All assembled fruity co-pilots were secured against falling, and the dial was set to maximum coze.

Hapto-esque manouvres and the Watertown System's spicy and unexpected flight surfaces quickly caused some pilots to fall behind, but couldn't squash the fun. Fuzz's perambulations soon led to unbeleafable crunchening circumnavigating the Fresh Pond nebula via wormhole territory old and new. The gourd-geous temperatures and wiggles and squiggles in dark spaces made for giddy pilots, showing off their best and brightest festive colors of the year.

At Danehy field, the gang shed their ships and shared the harvest, partaking in molecules of all temperatures, brought to a mission near you by Threespeed's ever clever instabonfire. Tricks and treats abounded, cookies and kimchi and PSL's, oh my! Meanwhile, maggot Finger Cheez branched out from Yer Mom and experienced a wide variety of ships, succeeding from Chastity to 88. As the fleet experienced the cornucopia of delights, into the pumpkin patch came two civilians, telling tales of a game of light and air, and provided such entertainment as to prolong shore leave, as if it were the entire goal.

But all things in their season, and pilots gamely sought their ships, meandering home before the clock struck the witching hour or Pastry Queen turned into a Pumpkin Spice Latte. And, like, for a mission that looked so basic, it was, like, the best.

*Medal of Chic to Henway for his fantastic/tacky pumpkin-themed vest and hat
*Medal of Patronage to everyone who brought thematically appropriate snacks to share
*Medal of Valour to Claw for pumping up the jams
Pilot Ship Points Promotion
2 Lucky Bieber Fever 147.958  
Dead Bride Albatross 485.447   Commander
DrClaw Shockwave 316.517  
eXceSs Chastity 184.645  
Finger Cheez Yer Mom 0  
Grog War 189.05  
Henway Saint Christopher 0  
Leotard Abracadaver 150.483   Senior Chief Petty Officer
Lordmcfuzz Pale Horse 574.915  
Meownderthal Barbie Schmurda 310.323  
MsMoon Strangelove (Bombardier) 77.9458   Pilot
Pastry Queen Princess Fun Police 721.61   Chief Petty Officer
Punchy Compliance 895.54   Lieutenant
Rocket 88 171.244  
Snow Deep Blue Dream 37.7773   Petty Officer Third Class
Threespeed Strangelove 89.1902  
Wombat Trinity 282.695  
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Taskforce Pilot
Mission Leader Punchy
Deck Officer Dead Bride
Gate Attendant Snow
Navigator Lordmcfuzz
Tailgunner Pastry Queen
Emblem Designer Punchy
Com-Sat 1 Threespeed
Com-Sat 2 eXceSs
Tool Bag Henway
Flat Bag Meownderthal
Medi Bag Snow
Wookiee Bag Threespeed
Ambassador Grog
Chalk Bag Leotard
Still Cam Rocket
Airlock Pastry Queen
Life Support 1 DrClaw
Life Support 2 Dead Bride
Life Support 3 Wombat
Mission Pinner Dead Bride
Mission Debriefer Wombat
Mission Reporter Pastry Queen
Wingmate 01 Dead Bride
Wingmate 02 Pastry Queen

Mission Parameters

Mission LeaderPunchy
Mission Size 17 pilots
OriginFort Antwerp
DestinationHashtag Sweater Weather
Light Years10.300
G-Well Activity1.085
Technical Rating2.138