Status: Posi

JVH Abracadaver


This old-school ship was built to accommodate knee rehab after a juicy ACL graft from a dead dude, featuring short cranks, low gearing, and a sweet 7sp internal hub. (The SHIP has these things, not the DEAD GUY.)
It is made from discarded bits of ships and derelicts, its fork inherited from Danimal's ship Megas-Tutu. It sports dual rear retros and no navigational one, and it flies like the next evolution of Pestilence.

It was launched in 2020 when SCUL was cancelled due to covid, and christened in cheap red wine on an unofficial mission. We hope for better days ahead in space.

Specifications

ClassBattleship
ConfigurationFighter
Missions35
Light Years554.183
Thrust Rating0.943
Handling Rating2.602
Difficulty Rating2.177
Max Warp7

Construction Data

Hull MaterialSteel
Hull TypeBMX
Chief EngineerLeotard
BuilderLeotard
Welderdanimal
Originmorgues
Christened on2020.06.26
LocationFort Madison
Navi Retro
Primary RetroLinear-pull

Missions

StardateMissionPilot
2024.07.20   By The Numbers Leotard
2024.06.15   Infrastructure Appreciation Night Leotard
2023.10.21   Soggy Serenity Leotard
2023.10.14   The Pumpkin Spice Must Flow Leotard
2023.10.08   Honk-a-doodle-doo Leotard
2023.10.07   Scrub-a-honk-honk Leotard
2023.07.29   Return of the Flight of the Navigators Leotard
2023.07.15   Return to Space Mountain Leotard
2023.06.17   Spiral Bound Leotard
2023.05.06   ChatGPT SNAFU Leotard
2022.10.15   To Rendezvous or Not To Rendezvous Leotard
2022.09.24   Burning Bridges Leotard
2022.09.10   CaSCULvania Wombat
2022.08.28   Voyage of the Dawn Treaders Wombat
2022.08.20   Chestnut Thrill Wombat
2022.07.09   Slowly But Shore Leave Leotard
2022.06.25   Memory Boop Leotard
2022.06.04   Big Dig: SCUL Day Episode 26 Leotard
2022.05.28   Unit Sphere Leotard
2022.05.14   Wild Rabbits On The Lost Horizon Leotard
2022.04.30   Return to REDACTED Cave Leotard
2022.04.23   Eye Scream Leotard
2022.04.09   Hydropolis Overdrive Leotard
2022.04.02   Alphamssion is GO! Leotard
2021.10.09   Skunk Day: Treat Yo'self Leotard
2021.10.02   So Long, And Thanks For All The Plasma Failures Leotard
2021.09.11   Voulez Vous Rendezvous Leotard
2021.09.04   Taco Party! Leotard
2021.08.14   Summerween Leotard
2021.08.07   Nyte Moves Leotard
2021.07.24   Twenty-Eleven, Two Nine Seven Leotard
2021.07.10   Two-tee Fiver Leotard
2021.06.26   Park Rangers Leotard
2020.10.31   Vortex-20 Leotard
2020.07.25   Luna Libros VII: Flight of the Space Librarians Leotard