Status: Failure


Two-tee Fiver

Mission Objectives

  • All jobs taken, all ships preflighted, and all dues paid in full by 22:00.
  • All pilots and guests who are flying on the mission on the launchpad by 22:15
  • No more than 6 souls in the fort at the same time.
  • Flight Formations!
  • Revelry!
  • Hooting & Hollering
  • Riding in circles around things!
  • Cup Crushing!
  • Dancing!
  • S.N.A.X.
  • FUN-K
Estimated Light Years: 10 to 15, with low G-well activity.

Mission Summary

After a long & transformative pandemic hiatus sprinkled with occasional inspirational unofficial & semi-official missions, SCUL lit up the night to celebrate 25 years of being a gang, riding funky & strange ships, and growing from a Flying Donut to a fully-realized community dream, backed up by gloriously detailed historical records of Two-Tee Fiver seasons of achievement on SkyNet…

Please explore the mission reports & lore of yore to see how the gang grew from Skunk’s head to the world of SCULture as it is today.

With an easygoing pace & a wandering improvisatory navigation by Dr. Claw, The gang left the launchpad after a rousing hello to friends old and new.

Tootling to & fro among old haunts, one couldn’t help musing over the changes that Time & GenrifiDefication has made to the roads & neighborhoods. SCUL has seen it all & will soon move to a new Home Fort (along with Artisan’s Asylum) to inspire mission routes from a new perspective.

There were a few falls, and a few bumps & bruises… sometimes we pay to play on our cruises…



Mission parameters & notes below:

SCUL flies its first official mission since Earth Year 2019: Will you answer the call? I hope so, because we're celebrating our gang's belated silver anniversary.

Masks optional. Social distancing available upon request.

We're hoping to make this mission nice and easy. I don't care where we go, as long as I'm flying with YOU!

Stogie biffed bigtime on multiple occasions and was feeling it by the end of the mission.

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Pilot Ship Points Promotion
Amethyst Chastity 225.248   Pilot
BaneThunderwolf Bieber Fever 423.984   Commodore
Civitron Starfire 115.102  
Clove Mad Rabbit 0  
Dead Bride Albatross 100   Aviator First Class
Deadblow Crowley 208.451  
Diva Toxic Waste 411.172   Petty Officer Third Class
DrClaw Skywarp 578.633   Lieutenant
eXceSs Chutes & Ladders 230.808   Senior Chief Petty Officer
GRIMLOCKE Golden Eagle 244.825   Pilot
Gritty Ez Raider 58.2385  
Grog Mary Jane Goodall 0  
Ichirinsya Ooh La La 97.5151   Pilot
Leotard Abracadaver 153.459  
Lordmcfuzz The Traveler 559.193  
Mumu Curb Burner 0  
NOVA Shprocketz 131.02   Aviator
Pastry Queen Princess Fun Police 203.718   Petty Officer Second Class
Punchy Compliance 233.925   Petty Officer First Class
Red Squirrel Sugar Glider 201.09   Aviator First Class
Rocket 88 361.487   Aviator
Skunk Cloudbuster 485.492   Admiral, Fleet Ready
Stogie Wadlow 545.088   Petty Officer First Class
Threespeed Catastrophe 390.466   Petty Officer Second Class
Tyrian War 118.289   Pilot
vomit Jan Brady 104.327   Pilot
Wombat Abandon All Hope 433.831  
Ziqqurat Iridium 120.59  
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Taskforce Pilot
Mission Leader Skunk
Deck Officer Diva
Gate Attendant Lordmcfuzz
Navigator DrClaw
Tailgunner BaneThunderwolf
Com-Sat 1 Threespeed
Com-Sat 2 Lordmcfuzz
Tool Bag Stogie
Medi Bag Dead Bride
Wookiee Bag Stogie
Ambassador BaneThunderwolf
Chalk Bag Skunk
Still Cam Rocket
Airlock Wombat
Recycler Red Squirrel
Life Support 1 Skunk
Damage Control dogi
Minister of Zoobs BaneThunderwolf
Mission Pinner Red Squirrel
Mission Debriefer Wombat
Mission Reporter Stogie
Stellar Cartographer DrClaw
Cleaner Clove
Communications Officer BaneThunderwolf
Compressor Wrangler Leotard
Life Support Synthesis Skunk

Mission Parameters

Mission LeaderSkunk
Mission Size 28 pilots
OriginFort Tyler
DestinationThe history books
Light Years13.300
G-Well Activity0.128
Technical Rating2.215