Status: Failure


Alphamssion is GO!

Mission Objectives

• Patrol the some of the old stomping grounds - and forge some new stomping grounds.
• Share and consume weather and temperature appropriate snacks and beverages.
• Dance to some life support.
• Chalk and barnacle some new turf.
• Be back to the landing pad by midnight.

Mission Summary


Met on the launchpad - still prime hours for civilian food molecule procurement
Squiggled our way through harvard square; over the bridge to the Allston system & a snax stop at Trader Joe's
Bopped over to the pump track, visited some Tardii
Over the sketchy footbridge; ran the Allston gauntlet down Harvard Ave
Riverway wormhole to back bay and on to the steaming globe
Intercepted kpafun and a teeny weeny moped
Return to base was interrupted by a plasma failure on Compliance
Back to landing pad just past midnight & received some sweet trading cards
4 short minutes of failure


- i hereby attest that the above description is an accurate representation of the events as they occurred on Alphamission 2022.

XOX - Stogie

- witnessed by Lucky Ubu Norway Rumbles Cinder NinjaBean Poe, the 7th, AKA: OilCan (a feline spirit-guide & medium)
Pilot Ship Points Promotion
AceHole Temerity 151.453   Pilot
BaneThunderwolf Bieber Fever 766.972   Aviator First Class
Cosima Vespira 213.642   Pilot
Dead Bride Albatross 50   Pilot
Deadblow Crowley 145.545   Pilot
DrClaw Skywarp 75.1937   Pilot
eXceSs Chutes & Ladders 555.061   Aviator
Gritty Curb Burner 161.201   Pilot
Grog Pale Horse 251.186   Aviator
Kpafun Civilian Ship 30.2906   Pilot
Leotard Abracadaver 163.951   Pilot
Lordmcfuzz The Traveler 235.769   Pilot
NOVA Shprocketz 185.615   Pilot
Pastry Queen Princess Fun Police 472.453   Aviator
perilous Iridium 130.301   Pilot
Punchy Compliance 613.178   Aviator First Class
Red Squirrel Sugar Glider 361.496   Aviator
Rocket 88 217.584   Pilot
Skunk Syntax Error 1433.13   Petty Officer Second Class
Stogie Wadlow 634.328   Aviator First Class
Threespeed Dr. Moreau 514.077   Aviator
Usavich Wingnut 0  
Wombat El Guapo 195.883   Pilot
Pilots must be logged in to see the briefing.
Taskforce Pilot
Mission Leader Skunk
Deck Officer Skunk
Gate Attendant Red Squirrel
Navigator BaneThunderwolf
Tailgunner Punchy
Com-Sat 1 Stogie
Com-Sat 2 eXceSs
Com-Sat 3 Threespeed
Tool Bag eXceSs
Flat Bag Pastry Queen
Medi Bag Red Squirrel
Wookiee Bag Leotard
Ambassador BaneThunderwolf
Chalk Bag Stogie
Still Cam Skunk
Life Support 1 Skunk
Life Support 2 Rocket
Damage Control Skunk
Mission Pinner Skunk
Mission Debriefer Dead Bride
Mission Reporter Stogie
Stellar Cartographer BaneThunderwolf
Cleaner Stogie

Mission Parameters

Mission LeaderSkunk
Mission Size 23 pilots
OriginOn the Lauchpad
DestinationOld turf, new turf
Light Years13.084
G-Well Activity0.892
Technical Rating3.231