Status: Success


Disco Diva Dance Party

This saturnite we flew for Donna, all the other disco, funk, andgroove queens, and the Disco Diva inside all of us! After launch we immediately began to cruise through the surrounding constellations via the main trade routes at an energetic pace, stopping at Luna 7/11 for a brief shore leave and refueling. Zig-zag maneuvers were performed around a cognitive augmentation facility outside Kendall constellation and then we finally crossed the fringe of the system to hold a dance party at an undisclosed location.

Under the energetic glow of the disco death star many pilots danced
as if possessed by the funk, its rays reflecting off of their polyester spacesuits. Some pilots we so moved by the music that they spontaneously sprouted divalicious hairdos. The native fauna was also moved as some pilots discovered - a nearby deep space avian life form sang along with our groove machines.

Eventually we could resist the space lanes no longer. We saddled up and took off for the stars once again. Energized by the disco death star we flew back through all the major constellations but utilizing secondary routes, even folding into wormholes at points. Unfortunately it was discovered in mid-fold that the flagship's primary thruster was running low on plasma but we managed to
recharge it before popping out the far end of the wormhole.

To avoid getting the flagship stranded far from port we decided to chart course for home, though we took the scenic route and buzzed pilot Zygoat at her post, just before we landed. To cheer up the Admiral, Stogie reenacted the garbage compactor scene from St4rW4r5 when he navigated his high altitude recon vehicle into a transport docking station up a ramp that provided less and less altitude for him to maneuver until he squeezed out, just in the nick of time!

We netted a hefty number of high fives from our many constellation crossings and upon return to base we called them out they were counted. Through the entire debrief though, by the spirit of Donna, we could not bring ourselves to turn down the music and the admiral joyously danced about and sang the closing ceremonies.

R.I.P. Donna, you will be missed.
Pilot Ship Points Promotion
AceHole Temerity 356.7   Petty Officer Second Class
BaneThunderwolf Annihilation 529.644   Commander
Civitron Mjollnir 852.299   Commander
Diva Toxic Waste 318.137   Senior Chief Petty Officer
DrClaw Compliance 775.601  
hackworth Torpor 1002.82   Admiral
Instigator Pestilence 148.577   Petty Officer First Class
Leotard Trinity 631.231   Rear Admiral, Lower Half
moose Loki Ducker 486.893   Ensign
Ripper Burning Chrome 532.009   Chief Petty Officer
Seven Of Nine Swamp Thing 1239.06   Commodore
Skunk Cloudbuster 565.07   Vice Admiral
Stogie Wadlow 516.79   Rear Admiral, Lower Half
Thalo D.B. Cooper 325.061   Petty Officer Second Class
Threespeed Catastrophe 656.53   Commander
Treekiller Greed 790.085   Commodore
vomit Famine 526.656   Vice Admiral
Wombat Trez Bonz 325.237  
yt Secret Asian SCULly 245.561   Commodore
Zardoz Sloth 0  
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Taskforce Pilot
Mission Leader Skunk
Deck Officer Leotard
Gate Attendant Treekiller
MRC Officer Seven Of Nine
Navigator DrClaw
Tailgunner vomit
Com-Sat 1 hackworth
Tool Bag Treekiller
Flat Bag Threespeed
Medi Bag BaneThunderwolf
Wookiee Bag Ripper
Ambassador AceHole
Chalk Bag Zardoz
Still Cam Stogie
Airlock AceHole
Life Support 1 Leotard
Damage Control Zardoz
Mission Reporter DrClaw
Filmer hackworth
Food Wrangler Seven Of Nine

Mission Parameters

Mission LeaderSkunk
Mission Size 20 pilots
OriginFort Tyler
Light Years18.485
G-Well Activity1.960
Technical Rating2.410