Status: Success
WEATHER, IT IS HAPPENING
Mission Objectives
- SUGGEST 2 PEOPLE DAT WEATHER IS HAPPENING AND DAT THEY NEED 2 REPENT TO THEIR WEATHER LORDS
- PERFORM WEATHER EXPERIMENTS
- LEAVE EVIDENCE OF OUR REPENTANCE
Mission Summary
REPENT!
The weatherlords have sent rainblobs to ur launchpad! Enjoy the gift of Free Water/ A spesh gift from ur weatherlords. Prepare ur shields, WEATHER IZ HAPPENING.
Forecast 4 this eve highs of perform weather experiments/ lows of leave evidence of ur repentance.
It's never 2 late 2 repent. Ur weatherlords threaten radiation. Cosima leads the way 4u, thru fresh streets to bring the word to ur local population./ Things r heating up in the lanes. Transports do not know hao to prk their spacejunk & ur gang needs 2 wiggle thru traffix./
Ur not spreading the word fast enuf. Blobs in Central Constellation at Lunar 7-11. Soggy space matzah will make u hurry & inform the masses. Dr Claw performs SCIENCE. When ur cockpit is under the blobbing sky/ ur rear admiral gets irradiated. There are new trash receptacles 4 ur snack molecules. Eliminate waste WISELY.
REPENT. The sky is now blobless, just in time 2 cross in2 Boston. Ur puny gang finds undisposed waste 4 pointz & tests gravity at the local playspace. Chalxbag deployed 2 spread the message: Repent! Nowhere 2 dump fuel, ur pilots need 2 move & repent 2 ur Weatherlords.
Chaos crossing in2 Boston system. Happenstance ejected from cockpit by rogue winds. Medal of injury. Bleed 4 ur Weatherlords. Many food in public gardens & on beacon st cheer on your cries of "REPENT" w hi5s.
B4 u go home, 1 more stop in Central Constellation. Ur pilots legs r tired of wind. Y not repent 2 ur weatherlords nao? A kligon hears ur cries & joins ur flight on their longjohm. Mayb they know pastryqueen? Mayb they will follow u back 2 the fort. Moar friends of pastryqueen near the fort. Mayb some1 will join ur gang INSIDE.
Ur gang gets back 2 the launchpad with no further blobbening. Lordmcfuzz'z experiment is dampened. Dogfood windsokz measure windspd 4u. Always a good time 2 thanx ur Weatherlords. Weather. Iz. Happening.