Status: Failure


May The Forks Be With You, And I'm All Outta Spoons

Mission Objectives

  1. Take a ride to 88 millennium falcon
  2. Identify and steal plans for AT-AT walkers
  3. Derby!

  4. Grand Finale lightsaber dual for the final 1v1

Mission Summary

Audio transcripts from the events of the night of 240504 are scattered. Where a clearer sequence of events has been pieced together, analysis will be presented in place of direct transcription.

All hands, all hands, this is [unintelligible] priority flight. I repeat, all hands to stations for a priority flight.

Equipment logs show the squad was composed of 16 pilots. Though there are some discrepancies, it appears that all mission supplies were accounted for after a sortie retrieved a wookiee and the ambassador. The initial flight out had some rough patches, as you can tell in these excerpts

Space whale! Space whale!
Directly across our trajectory!
Exit hyperspace, we'll work our way around it

Gold leader, gold five, multiple empire sympathizers clogging the spacelane
Gold leader actual acknowledges. Do not engage, adjust course and maintain speed

Depot logs show the fleet refueled at Luna 7-11 before beginning the second asteroid belt run, and it appears that this is where life support issues were discovered. The wookiees noted it as not a threat to the mission, since the only impact was disrupted sonic disruption during turbulence events

From after action reports, we know that the squad arrived to the primary mission area, and quickly set about engaging in the planned duels. There was not any derbying detected. It is suspected that the proximity to a steep hyperspace gradient into dense nebula was a primary detractor, along with periodic transport traffic. The positioning of the rally point allowed the squad to collect data on nearby heavy nebular and heavy hyperspace transport routes for some time, before an ST patrol informed Gold Leader Grog that we were not in Vegas or New Orleans.

Before leaving the range of the mission area, Wombat doubled back under silent running and successfully retrieved the AT-AT plans.

The return flight delved into unfamiliar territory, with only 2 notable events from the logs. A group of civilians appear to have confused the fleet with a local dining establishment, and attempted to order food, unsuccessfully, and Wombat valiantly rescued a civilian's protocol droid that had been dropped in a sequence of high fives.

Mission is recorded as failure, though with no pilots fed to sarlac pit.

 Medals of Chic were awarded to Vomit (Princess Leia), Grog (X-Wing Pilot), and Skunk (overgrown Jawa).
Pilot Ship Points Promotion
AceHole Temerity 188.308   Pilot
BaneThunderwolf Trinity 666.714   Chief Petty Officer
Cosima Pale Horse 342.029  
DrClaw Shockwave 474.429   Petty Officer Second Class
eXceSs Chutes & Ladders 414.432   Petty Officer Third Class
Grog Doctor Love 705.619   Petty Officer Third Class
Kilo3 Swamp Thing 407.122  
Lordmcfuzz The Traveler 827.683   Ensign
Meownderthal Barbie Schmurda 1034.19   Chief Petty Officer
Patent Pending Life Alert 205.399   Aviator First Class
Rocket 88 280.832   Aviator
Skunk Syntax Error 523.401   Master Chief Petty Officer
Snow Deep Blue Dream 58.814   Aviator
Truck Stop Centvrion 107.682  
vomit Jan Brady 602.652   Aviator First Class
Wombat Vespira 345.726   Petty Officer Third Class
Pilots must be logged in to see the briefing.
Taskforce Pilot
Mission Leader Grog
Deck Officer Diva
Gate Attendant Diva
Navigator Lordmcfuzz
Tailgunner vomit
Emblem Designer Skunk
Com-Sat 1 Cosima
Com-Sat 2 Meownderthal
Tool Bag Meownderthal
Flat Bag Snow
Medi Bag Meownderthal
Wookiee Bag Patent Pending
Ambassador AceHole
Chalk Bag Meownderthal
Still Cam Cosima
Airlock DrClaw
Life Support 1 Skunk
Life Support 2 DrClaw
Life Support 3 BaneThunderwolf
Life Support 4 eXceSs
Mission Pinner BaneThunderwolf
Mission Debriefer Wombat
Mission Reporter Kilo3
Stellar Cartographer BaneThunderwolf
Cleaner Meownderthal

Mission Parameters

Mission LeaderGrog
Mission Size 16 pilots
OriginFort Antwerp
Destination88 Millennium Falcon
Light Years17.126
G-Well Activity1.872
Technical Rating1.538