Stormin' the Castle

An elite group of pilots embarked on multi-phase, deep-space
assignment. Our initial vector intercepted Decaf's gathering of
carbon-based-lifeforms where we sampled spicy condiments and
participated in a traditional earth ceremony of male effigy
immolation. Centripetal toroids and pyrotechnics were deployed with
vigor.

Upon reaching escape velocity we employed several slingshot maneuvers
around black holes, however our mean velocity was constrained by
mechanical failures, depleted delta-v reserves and physics in general.

Our rendezvous with decommisioned military outpost proved
exhilarating.

Skunk incurred minor injuries due to a navigational software error -
both were easily patched.

Morale remained high throughout, with optimal ratings for group
cohesion.

Metals galore.