Status: Destroyed
JVH Lazarus
Behold, I shew you a mystery.
It is sown an Ashtabula fork, it is raised a spiritual fork.
O death, where is thy sting?
Theme song: Destination Unknown by the Replicants.
Specifications
| Class | Battleship |
|---|---|
| Configuration | Fighter |
| Missions | 70 |
| Light Years | 1295.604 |
| Thrust Rating | 1.998 |
| Handling Rating | 2.472 |
| Difficulty Rating | 7.635 |
| Max Warp | 7 |
Construction Data
| Hull Material | Steel |
|---|---|
| Hull Type | Schwinn Cruiser |
| Chief Engineer | Leotard |
| Builder | Leotard |
| Welder | Skunk |
| Origin | An unholy hybrid of Bike Snot Bombs and Home Despot |
| Christened on | 2007.12.24 |
| Location | Fort Madison |
| Navi Retro | Drum |
| Primary Retro | Disc |
