Where's The Beef?

Q: Where's the beef?
A: Revere Beach.

"I like tall ships, long rides along the beach and romantically busting the funk." —BaneThunderwolf

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Me, TOO - and i like Big BuTTZ of roast beef sangy at Kelley’s on the beach. (Stogie)
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This week the gang will be keeping it simple and sandy at America's oldest public beach, Revere Beach! We'll cruise the parkway taking in the ocean breeze and blowing the minds of any civilians out past curfew. Swim in the surf, cruise our turf, on a rarely SCUL visited part of Earth! It'll be the most sand you can get in everything this side of The Playa.

Be warned:

Local STs frown upon having ships in the sand.
The beach is technically closed at dusk, but that hasn't stopped us before. Dress accordingly!
Savory snacks will likely be roast beef or nothing, so come prepared.


Mission Objectives

None. If we complete any objectives, it'll be mission failure.

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OK: HERE’s how it all went down:


Bane’s route plan & navigation was sweet, through the back alleys of Everett & past the dead land of fuel tanks,a dead Camelot & fruit truck depots, through a bit of Chelsea, and popped out right in the middle of the beach. SWWWEEEEETTTTT!!!

Some of us touched the ocean, some of us just hung around looking cool… then onwards to Kelly’s Roast Beef for some cow positivity - or french fries, or whatever - it’s all good.

HOMEWARD, via BIKE TO THE SEA - a recent development in Wormhole Technology - LINKY LINKY HINT HERE

Fun was had, and the Road was Rashed (thanks to Sewer)

Pilot Stogie OUT - filing mission report 6 days late, typing with fingers that smell like sardines cuz of a can-o-fish explosion. 6 days late is better than my OTHER absent mission report,


- but hey, here’s a hint:





STOGIE's ABSENT REPORT HINT


- that’s a stealth report with a surprise twist at the end - stay tuned for a post-season report after Hallowheels, when we journey back in time to see the future!