Status: Posi
NAS Wadlow
who, at 8 feet 11 inches, was known as the tallest man in recorded
history. I do not personally know anyone taller.
In honor of tallness, we hereby christen it with SOMERVILLE TAP
WATER: the NAS WADLOW
(applause and heckling)
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development:
Long, Tall and Heavy... Stogie threw together two matching tandem
frames and got some help from Nosepicker with welding at his fort
when SCUL's welding machine (Zeus) was out of commission between the
move from Fort Joy to Fort Tyler.
Wadlow is registered with BIKE INDEX
http://bikeindex.org/bikes/46336
THEME SONGS:
"Good Morning Wadlow" from the album Ghost Republic by Willard Grant Conspiracy
(RIP "Robert California" (Nosepicker's nickname for him)
"The Giant of Illinois"
by The Handsome Family
Ship Song - Nick Cave cover - Puddles Pity Party
HOVER OVER PHOTOGRAPHS FOR COMMENTARY
Specifications
| Class | Destroyer |
|---|---|
| Configuration | H.A.R.V |
| Missions | 54 |
| Light Years | 967.304 |
| Thrust Rating | 5 |
| Handling Rating | 7 |
| Difficulty Rating | 8 |
| Max Warp | 3 |
Construction Data
| Hull Material | Steel |
|---|---|
| Hull Type | two identical tandem Huffy frames circa 1960 |
| Chief Engineer | Stogie |
| Builder | Stogie |
| Welder | Nosepicker |
| Origin | SCUL scrap pile |
| Christened on | 2011.10.08 |
| Location | Fort Summer |
| Navi Retro | Side-pull Caliper |
| Primary Retro | Coaster |
