Status: Posi

TLA Moxie Moron

MoxieMoron, Asher's first build, was kind of a vision quest - it's constructed entirely from off-the-shelf components (read "trashpicked" - or borrowed from someone else who trashpicked them), except for one u-bolt which held up construction for weeks and was finally purchased. There's a fair amount of structural innertube and significant use of hose clamps in seat tube support. MM used to have a highly-adjustable handlebar positioning system, which made the bars of no help whatsoever when it came to mounting. Only after some crucially-useful advice about the headset from MegaSeth was this ship declared potentially spaceworthy. It has a bottle cage and a mountain rack - and a cyclometer, with a cable way too short to reach the handlebars. That's how we know for sure it is a tall bike.

More history of MoxieMoron is detailed here.


Light Years80.4
Thrust Rating4.213
Handling Rating4.998
Difficulty Rating7.312
Max Warp1

Construction Data

Hull MaterialSteel
Hull Typebmx
Chief EngineerAsher
OriginPlanet Cedar curbside
Christened on2002.10.19
Navi Retro
Primary Retro


2004.04.03   Alphamission 04 Asher
2003.10.18   Tour De Ville Nameless
2003.07.12   Happy Fun Times Bike Club Bushido
2003.04.12   SloMoBetaMission Asher
2003.04.05   AlphaMission Asher
2002.10.26   Last Dance Asher
2002.10.19   Take The Canoli Asher