Status: Failure



Mission Objectives

-peruse the alleyways
-high five action
-don't burn up on reentry

Mission Summary

The mission could be summed with one word "Mechanical!" However, despite our misfortunes, we still were determined to enjoy ourselves--which seemed to occur in slow motion. Within the first two light years, Famine suffered an irrecoverable hull break, forcing us to abandon ship. NoWay carried the shipless pilot on the back of FullPull and we continued onward with the mission. Vegetable led us (at a record-setting slow pace) through several alleyways. Some food was so taken by our group that they forgot that they were driving transports, and three of them crashed into each other. We awaited assistance from an ST then headed on to the Christian Science Center. Again, we stopped to fix yet another mechanical. Debating whether or not to derby, we came across a security guard who was concerned that every time he spots our fleet he has witnessed "unsafe plaza behavior." Assuming that a derby would not be the best thing to do at this time we decided to ride through some streets. Again we encountered more mechanical blunders, so we decided to head home….at a very slow pace. Despite the failure of the mission, we still had fun and looked forward to more flights…at light speed.
Pilot Ship Points Promotion
Asher Moxie Moron 263.639   Senior Chief Petty Officer
Bellwether Greed 200.196   Petty Officer Third Class
Bologna Scrub 402.056   Petty Officer First Class
Bushido Summer 366.467   Petty Officer Second Class
Crash Famine 134.146   Aviator First Class
Diva Incineraider 688.185   Senior Chief Petty Officer
Eructor Centvrion 110.723   Aviator First Class
Giraffe Bonnie & Clyde 261.431   Petty Officer Third Class
grendel Pig Champion 414.701   Senior Chief Petty Officer
Inari Mad Rabbit 897.898   Lieutenant Commander
Lefty Lucy Pestilence 153.41   Aviator First Class
Monkeyboy Skylab 245.026   Petty Officer Third Class
moose Loki Ducker 571.228   Master Chief Petty Officer
NoWay Full Pull 158.889   Petty Officer Second Class
Rotwang Pale Horse 280.861   Senior Chief Petty Officer
Scarecrow Tallpox 301.862   Petty Officer Second Class
Skunk Catastrophe 539.616   Lieutenant Commander
Snaggletooth Sloth 180.005   Aviator First Class
TorqueBox Ez Raider 105.045   Aviator First Class
Trackstar Lust 146.684   Aviator First Class
Vegetable Delirium 318.98   Senior Chief Petty Officer
vomit Jan Brady 429.58   Senior Chief Petty Officer
WalTor Singularity 283.243   Petty Officer Third Class
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Taskforce Pilot
Mission Leader Skunk
Deck Officer Skunk
Navigator Vegetable
Tailgunner Bushido
Tool Bag Inari
Medi Bag Monkeyboy
Life Support 1 Skunk
Mission Reporter Diva
Filmer grendel

Mission Parameters

Mission LeaderSkunk
Mission Size 23 pilots
OriginFort Summer
Light Years11.500
G-Well Activity1.110
Technical Rating4.806