Status: Negi
JVH ShortBus
Summer? Not bendy enough.
Compliance? Too tall.
Chastity? I wish it was bigger.
Compliance? Too tall.
Chastity? I wish it was bigger.
This ship is made of two granny bikes and some junk. It
features cottered-frame construction. Its mighty triple helm
testifies to the power of hose clamps. It is safe for all pilots.
The short bus stops for you. Because you're special.
Specifications
| Class | Battleship |
|---|---|
| Configuration | Fighter |
| Missions | 3 |
| Light Years | 45.999 |
| Thrust Rating | 3.179 |
| Handling Rating | 2.221 |
| Difficulty Rating | 8.255 |
| Max Warp | 1 |
Construction Data
| Hull Material | Steel |
|---|---|
| Hull Type | 1 Schwinn + 1 Schwinnoid |
| Chief Engineer | Leotard |
| Builder | Leotard |
| Welder | Skunk |
| Origin | Dusty scary basements |
| Christened on | 2008.06.14 |
| Location | Fort Madison |
| Navi Retro | |
| Primary Retro | Coaster |
Missions
| Stardate | Mission | Pilot |
|---|---|---|
| 2010.05.08 | Mix-Tape Warp Core Ejectulation | Leotard |
| 2009.08.22 | Nitrogen Poop Monkey | Leotard |
| 2008.06.14 | Kick It Like Vomit | Leotard |