Status: Failure



Mission Objectives

*avoid going to the hospital
*show off your mad chopper skills in crazy feats
*return to the original sculimpics arena and don't get booted by The Man
*don't take this seriously

Mission Summary

At least half a dozen prizes were distributed. We apparently kept the the objective of not taking this too seriously as there was no record keeping or reporting on the results of this mission.

Bike polo
Hosted by Magneato

Tube busting
Hosted by Nameless

Frame Toss
Hosted by UglySac

Kickin' Klaus
Hosted by eHawk

Hosted by Retard

You ride one chopper while carrying another through a course. Then do it again while riding the another and carrying the one. Fastest gets stuck with a retard sculpture, ride Summer for safety.

Hosted by Retard

You carry another pilot (th'monkey) through said course. No dabbing, no pegs, trikes or tandems. Then do it again with the monkey carrying you.

Donut Race
Hosted by Samurai

samurai: hey all, so donut race is simple. you do a lap around pre-established cones, while eating a chocolate GLAZED(damn you noway)donut. you cannot cross the finish line until you have eaten the entire donut, especially if some of it falls on the ground (eat that too). fastest time wins. i condone cheating.

Slow Race
Hosted by Zombie

just what it sounds like. there's a start line and a finish line. last to cross the finish line wins.

no trackstanding. gotta keep moving forward!
no turning. gotta keep moving straight!
no more than two wheels on the ground at a time. you can wheelie all you want, but you can't put yer limbs down or pilot angry candy.
"go slow, children...."

Chopper Bocce
Hosted by UglySac

Spoon Contest
Hosted by Zombie

everybody gets a spoon. oh, and a water balloon. balance the water balloon in the bowl of the spoon. then hold the spoon in one hand. try to keep the balloon there, that's what the game is all about.
everybody gets on and commences to ride about. when you drop your balloon, you're out!
if people persist in balancing their balloons, yer humble hostess will call out "tasks" for participants to do. like, switch the spoon from one hand to the other. or, stop, get off, and get on again. or, trade spoons with another person. audience participation is encouraged.
last balloon still in its spoon and in its hand belongs to the winner!
Wild Knights and Hot Crazy Days
Hosted By Skunk

I'll be making up some stuff. All-hands brace for hilarity, unfair rules, and crappy last-minute medals! Start your carbo-loading now!

Pilot Ship Points Promotion
BaneThunderwolf Pale Horse 315.837   Chief Petty Officer
Buckminister Transport (Bombardier) 30.4713  
Dishpan Color Wheel 103.304  
Dr HeadCrash Bonnie & Clyde 363.302  
eHawk Rauchbier 66.0683  
ld50 Skylab 218.941   Petty Officer First Class
Leotard Compliance 192.197  
magneato The Halting Problem 168.436  
Nameless G.I. Jane 42.4858   Vice Admiral
Nosepicker USMDSUP3LGPMNTI 95.5961  
pywaket Ivory Tower 160.312  
Quandary Water 0  
Skunk Cloudbuster 1142.73  
swass Pride 0  
ZombiePhD Transport 40.0615  
Pilots must be logged in to see the briefing.
Taskforce Pilot
Mission Leader Skunk
Deck Officer Skunk
Navigator Skunk
Tailgunner Dr HeadCrash
Tool Bag ld50
Flat Bag Dr HeadCrash
Medi Bag Leotard
Ambassador Skunk
Chalk Bag ZombiePhD
Still Cam Skunk
Airlock Skunk
Recycler magneato
Life Support 1 Skunk
Damage Control BaneThunderwolf
Compressor Wrangler magneato
Print Jockey Skunk
Radio Wrangler Dr HeadCrash
Sentry BaneThunderwolf
Skynet Operator Pre Skunk
Stillcam Downloader Skunk

Mission Parameters

Mission LeaderSkunk
Mission Size 15 pilots
OriginFort Summer
DestinationThe Emrgency Room
Light Years8.210
G-Well Activity1.041
Technical Rating2.006