Status: Failure


Treasure Hunt II: Electric Boogaloo

Fail. Epic, glorious, supernova fail. We responded to Megaseth's
distress call at which we viewed the cranial remains of an Earth

Upon departure from Megaseth's fort Lazarus was discovered to have a
massive hull breach. A small posse was dispatched to return Retard
the fort and obtain a replacement ship.

This done, soon after as we proceeded toward an apres-Honk distress
call, the Death Star mast suffered a weld failure leading to its
detachment. Kpafun added it to Donkey's load.

The twofold death blow was dealt to this mission when first, as we
neared distress call II we learned from a refugee fleeing the scene
(actually it was sculpilot Vomit)
that it
had been placed into stasis by a sonic disruption field of alien
technology, and was long over. And second, as
the primary thruster of Axeman's ship 666
Swayze Express disintegrated. Much rigging was lost, and a state of
trans-tacovial deformation was achieved.

With Buckminister in charge and Maestro rallying the troops with
violin dirges, we portioned out Axeman's ship, the Death Star, the
remainder of Donkey's load onto various ships.

We limped home sore and tired but covered with honor. The warm,
sticky kind of honor.

Plus we totally had a scavenger hunt the whole time! I hope we got a
million points.

Classified information: Axeman cried like a little girl.

Pilot Ship Points Promotion
Axeman Swayze Express 639.875   Lieutenant
Bendy Swamp Thing 664.073   Lieutenant Commander
Buckminister Devastation 489.832   Vice Admiral
Dubble U Civilian Ship 0  
Joyride Sawed Off 781.875  
Kpafun Anarchy 0   Pilot
ld50 Spooky Pirate 791.205   Rear Admiral, Lower Half
Leotard Ez Raider 603.7  
Maestro Hippogriff 0   Pilot
moose Loki Ducker 584.554   Commander
Quandary Catastrophe 684.873  
Self Destruct Delirium 663.369   Lieutenant Junior Grade
Skidmark Famine 0  
Skunk Cloudbuster 1178.14  
Threespeed Schadenfreude 496.41  
Pilots must be logged in to see the briefing.
Taskforce Pilot
Mission Leader Skunk
Deck Officer Self Destruct
Gate Attendant ld50
MRC Officer Skunk
Navigator Axeman
Tailgunner Joyride
Tool Bag Kpafun
Flat Bag Kpafun
Medi Bag Kpafun
Ambassador Kpafun
Chalk Bag Kpafun
Still Cam ld50
Airlock Bendy
Damage Control Skidmark
Mission Debriefer Leotard
Mission Reporter Leotard
Sentry Joyride
Stillcam Downloader ld50

Mission Parameters

Mission LeaderSkunk
Mission Size 15 pilots
OriginFort Bartlett
Light Years13.500
G-Well Activity2.099
Technical Rating1.876