Status: Success


Hallowheels: Big Twinkie

Mission Objectives

  • Wear Halloween costumes!
  • De-spookify three haunted objects!
  • Make it to Play Arcade before sundown!

Mission Summary

The Starchasers were alerted of a public threat in the New Bedford star system that was so large, we needed to enlist the help of the general public. A total of 21 pilots, cadets, and civilians alike assembled at the Custom House Constellation where Division Admiral Civitron informed us that many haunted items had been hidden around the New Bedford star system. We needed to find them and, with the help of the Ghostbusters, clear them of their haunting.

We first flew to The Zeiterion where a haunted doll was exorcised. The doll was hungry and craved mother's milk. Then, we flew to the library where we de-haunted a book and an old carousel tin outside the art museum. The book wanted magic words and the carousel wanted us to ride in a circle. After these two stops, we made our way to the fire station where we hosed the ghost out of a haunted helmet. The group then flew to a hotel where we swiftly de-charged a haunted teacup of it's psychokinetic charge. Finally, we landed at Play Arcade where the Ghostbusters took down the final ghost and the crowd went wild! To celebrate a mission well-flown, the group refueled with libations and snacks to prepare for a dance party!

We believe that our mission successfully sent the message to malicious spirits to never return to the New Bedford star system... but you never know.

Civitron - Ghostbuster
TurboHoney - Sexy TurboHoney
Bowser - Mos Eisley Ghostbuster
RatchetStrapon - Shawn of the Dead
Mad Owl - Vinz Clortho and Zuul
Weird Wheels - Creepy Clown
Nebula - Animate Skeleton
Smae - Princess Leia
Pilot Ship Points Promotion
Bowser Porphyrios 421.192   Petty Officer First Class
Civitron Starfire 976.52  
Mad Owl My F.E.N.Y.S. 313.45  
Nebula Nu the Navigator 22.26  
Peach The Lone Worcesketeer 63.8  
Smae Vox Populi 309.16   Aviator
TurboHoney Hook 270.2  
Weird Wheels Ghost Ship 0  
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Taskforce Pilot
Mission Leader Civitron
Deck Officer Mad Owl
Navigator TurboHoney
Tailgunner Bowser
Emblem Designer Civitron
Tool Bag Smae
Flat Bag Bowser
Medi Bag Civitron
Ambassador Mad Owl
Airlock Civitron
Life Support 1 Civitron
Life Support 2 TurboHoney
Life Support 3 Mad Owl
Mission Pinner Mad Owl
Mission Debriefer Civitron
Mission Reporter Smae
Stellar Cartographer Smae

Mission Parameters

Mission LeaderCivitron
Mission Size 8 pilots
OriginFort Union
DestinationHuman sacrifice. Dogs and cats living together. Mass hysteria.
Light Years5.380
G-Well Activity1.000
Technical Rating1.000