Status: Success


One Hit Wonders

Mission Objectives

  • groove to one hit wonders
  • visit Diva's personal hits: Comm Ave mall, Boston Public Garden, Christian Science Center reflecting pool, and the Esplanade
  • share stories of maggots who only rode one mission
  • fly by at least 3 indoor or outdoor concert venues
  • dressing like a rockstar is encouraged
  • return to the fort well before midnight

Mission Summary

Reviews are in: last night's performance by Supergroup SCUL proves they are no one hit wonder! Led by sometimes frontwoman Diva, the band revisited old hits -- the Esplanade, Public Garden, and the Christian Science Center. The first half of the show, conducted by veteran Walt0r, was decidedly uptempo, and members narrowly avoided being DEVOURED by adoring (and some vicious) fans!

During a brief intermission, the stars reminisced about old auditions -- those who joined for one night performances, and didn't stick around to get paid!

The Diva Bounce was in FULL EFFECT as Fuzz led the band in a decidedly more mellow pace for the second half of the show. PQ and Cosima demonstrated their ability to play a single instrument in tandem while still carrying the melody. Skunk showcased a never-before-experienced percussive phenomenon henceforth known as FenderCan, though the song couldn't recover from its rhythm. Zeus made a point of punctuating great riffs with his spectacular horn, and the audience delighted in a guest appearance by Wombat, who simply appeared on stage halfway through the first act.

The last number fell a little flat, but Diva tried to really run the performance home as the songs drew to a close, demonstrating true strength. She was buoyed along by Vomit and PQ's spectacular shimmer and shine (okay, okay, and Skunk's velour jacket that was eclipsed by his quilted poncho gone wild?), and SCUL took a bow to thunderous applause. 4/5 stars, the performance was phenomenal, but BOY, the fans these days!
Pilot Ship Points Promotion
Cosima Vespira 558.083  
Diva Incineraider 999.238   Vice Admiral
DrClaw Shockwave 364.15  
eXceSs Chutes & Ladders 429.16  
Hades Water 73.3971   Pilot
Lordmcfuzz The Traveler 721.635  
Pastry Queen Scollay Rancher 448.76  
Skunk Syntax Error 652.752  
starduck Doctor Love 0  
Styx Iridium 0  
vomit Jan Brady 482.142   Petty Officer First Class
WalTor Singularity 282.37  
Wombat Hippogriff 315.737  
Zeus Fire 216.043   Pilot
Ziqqurat Traffic Control Device 871.406  
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Taskforce Pilot
Mission Leader Diva
Deck Officer Diva
Gate Attendant Cosima
Navigator Lordmcfuzz
Tailgunner vomit
Com-Sat 1 Cosima
Com-Sat 2 WalTor
Tool Bag Pastry Queen
Flat Bag eXceSs
Medi Bag Ziqqurat
Wookiee Bag Cosima
Ambassador Skunk
Chalk Bag Skunk
Still Cam starduck
Life Support 1 Skunk
Life Support 2 Diva
Life Support 3 DrClaw
Life Support 4 Wombat
Life Support 5 eXceSs
Life Support 6 Ziqqurat
Mission Pinner Lordmcfuzz
Mission Debriefer Wombat
Mission Reporter Pastry Queen
Stellar Cartographer Diva

Mission Parameters

Mission LeaderDiva
Mission Size 15 pilots
OriginFort Antwerp
Light Years12.980
G-Well Activity0.914
Technical Rating2.372