Status: Posi
USB Chrome Pony
Picture the world's most uncomfortable banana seat, and then make it so there's room enough for two. You've got USB Chrome Pony! It used to painted silver, hence the name, but it was a boring paint job so Skunk had some fun.
Skunk was hoping to connect the pedals with some old skis the way the banana seats were, but it proved challenging because unless you incorporate some float, the cranks would need to be perfectly aligned in order to keep the drive train from binding - and you know how perfect the USB fleet can be.