Status: Success


Cold Fusion Reactor

In what might have been the shortest mission in history, Scul took
off from home base with 13 exuberant pilots following the christening
of the pleasantly purple SAW Phlox, did a quick loop, and headed
home so that Dr. Claw could switch ships after a small mishap with
Abandon All Hope. Departure number two with still exuberant pilots
occurred shortly thereafter and the gang set out to respond to a
distress call received from the research team at Cruft Laboratories
requesting assistance investigating the undocumented properties of a
salvaged Soviet-era cold fusion reactor.

Complete with great navigation by the dapper Bendy, the gang took
some brief stops in order to attend to two mechanicals of the disco
death star, which had become wobbly and wonky after its axis snapped
but was quickly whipped back into shape by a crack squad of several
pilots. After effortlessly maneuvering through a stretch of elevated
transport activity, the battalion arrived at the source of the
distress call in the Kenmore Constellation, where pilots enjoyed
music and food, and Scul successfully and rigorously busted the funk.
Some pilots maintained sentry outside, entertaining themselves with
stogies, juggling, a chatty cab driver, and delicious vegan root beer
floats. Departing from the distress call, the intrepid gang continued
on, encountering hordes of jubilant civilians before being exposed to
a sudden heavy burst of radiation. But despite the atmosphere's best
attempts, spirits could not be dampened, and a successful mission was

Pilot Ship Points Promotion
Bendy Lust 354.132  
DrClaw Catastrophe 683.813   Vice Admiral
eXceSs Skylab 498.008   Ensign
Ichirinsya Wakizashi 0  
Keebler Phlox 582.081   Lieutenant Junior Grade
Nosepicker G.I. Jane 173.724   Petty Officer Second Class
Seven Of Nine Yer Mom 1105.85   Captain
Skunk Cloudbuster 621.144   Rear Admiral, Lower Half
Stogie Compliance 648.2   Commodore
Treekiller chlorophyll 682.37   Commodore
vomit Famine 842.741   Captain
Wombat War 439.287   Commodore
ZyGoat Wingnut 339.07   Ensign
Pilots must be logged in to see the briefing.
Taskforce Pilot
Mission Leader Skunk
Deck Officer vomit
MRC Officer Seven Of Nine
Navigator Bendy
Tailgunner vomit
Com-Sat 1 Stogie
Tool Bag Skunk
Flat Bag Nosepicker
Medi Bag Seven Of Nine
Wookiee Bag DrClaw
Ambassador ZyGoat
Chalk Bag eXceSs
Still Cam Stogie
Airlock Treekiller
Life Support 1 Treekiller
Damage Control ZyGoat
Minister of Zoobs DrClaw
Mission Debriefer Wombat
Mission Reporter Keebler
Beer Mule Keebler
Food Wrangler DrClaw
Sentry Stogie
Skynet Operator Pre vomit
Stillcam Downloader Stogie

Mission Parameters

Mission LeaderSkunk
Mission Size 13 pilots
OriginFort Joy
DestinationCruft Laboratories
Light Years14.290
G-Well Activity1.760
Technical Rating3.430