USB Skylab

One of the most loved HARVs in the fleet, Skylab causes fear amongst the mortals below. Some of our favorite memories are the rear cog shearing off and watching Gropo man SKP Bonnie & Clyde for the rest of the long mission (SCUL day 2002). Another Skylab memory involves Gropo getting sucked into a radiation pool at the Public Gardens of the Boston System (SkyLabSplashDown 2001). The most recent fun time memory is Monyshot's recent navigator duties on Skylab. We frequently had to remind him that he cannot go in front of himself or be fined 50 points.

In recent years, Skylab fell on harder times, developing several irreparable structural issues. In one of its last missions ever, Skylab had the unfortunate distinction of producing the only mechanical on all of Century 2012 — less than two light years from the landing pad! Sadly, Skylab was decommissioned on the afternoon of SCUL Day 2013, its mighty fork salvaged to become the foundation around which its eventual successor will be built.

Theme song: The Trip-Roni Size Remix by Skylab (picked by Sadie Blake)