Captain

Patent Pending

Pilot Date2023.06.10
Missions44
Total Light Years649.20
Current Experience7,790.10

Patent Pending was once a good idea before the lawyers came around. Now he is cursed to come up with perpetually dumber ship ideas until he discovers something truly novel.

Patent Pending currently soars the skies with a spirit of his stolen love. The spirit possesses one unlucky ship for him to pilot per mission until his mad mind devises a new cursed ship to call his own.

Taskforce

Gate Attendant2
Navigator1
Tailgunner1
Com-Sat 11
Tool Bag12
Flat Bag7
Medi Bag6
Wookiee Bag6
Ambassador1
Chalk Bag3
Still Cam8
Airlock2
Life Support 41
Mission Debriefer1
Mission Reporter1
Stellar Cartographer1
Wingmate 014
Wingmate 023
Wingmate 031
Wingmate 041

Accolades

Hi-Fives
73
Waves
7
Cups
225
MRC Basic
4
Colors on Person
3
Insignia on Person
3
Shields
38

Recruitment

Hosted ByLordmcfuzz
Enlistment Date2023.04.29
Knighted BySkunk
Pilot Date2023.06.10

Service Record

Date Div Mission Ship
2024.11.02 MAD Omegamission '24 GAP Kids
2024.10.26 MAD Hallowheels '24 GAP Kids
2024.10.12 MAD So Long And Thanks For All The Swedish Fish GAP Kids
2024.10.06 MAD Honktober Parade Life Alert
2024.10.05 MAD Founder's Day '24 GAP Kids
2024.09.28 MAD So Moved GAP Kids
2024.09.14 MAD Flight of the Navigators III GAP Kids
2024.09.07 MAD Get Skooled GAP Kids
2024.08.31 MAD Trash Christmas GAP Kids
2024.08.17 MAD Chopper Grazing GAP Kids
2024.08.10 MAD A Brief History of a Wrinkle in Time GAP Kids
2024.08.03 MAD Summer Such-and-Such GAP Kids
2024.07.27 MAD Castle Island Milk Run GAP Kids
2024.07.06 MAD Belated Punchy Day GAP Kids
2024.06.29 MAD The Flamboyance! Life Alert
2024.06.22 MAD I Can Speak French Very Loud Ez Raider
2024.05.25 MAD Night Tour Life Alert
2024.05.18 MAD Boot camp Life Alert
2024.05.11 MAD Reverse Art Heist Centvrion
2024.05.04 MAD May The Forks Be With You, And I'm All Outta Sp... Life Alert
2024.04.27 MAD Lesser Known Life Alert
2024.04.20 MAD Oh Dam, A Dam Life Alert
2024.04.06 MAD Alpha-Mission D1S29 Ez Raider
2023.12.23 MAD Tour de Tacky: For Whom the Jingle Bell Tolls Life Alert
2023.11.04 MAD Life Day: Omegamission '23 Life Alert
2023.10.28 MAD Hallowheels '23 Life Alert
2023.10.21 MAD Soggy Serenity Life Alert
2023.10.08 MAD Honk-a-doodle-doo Life Alert
2023.10.07 MAD Scrub-a-honk-honk Centvrion
2023.09.16 MAD Left Turns are for Lawyers Doctor Love
2023.09.03 MAD Dead by Dawn Life Alert
2023.08.26 MAD Dr.Claw Day Oldskool Kool Life Alert
2023.08.19 MAD Local Patrol Life Alert
2023.07.29 MAD Return of the Flight of the Navigators Life Alert
2023.07.22 MAD SCULimpics-ish Life Alert
2023.07.15 MAD Return to Space Mountain Life Alert
2023.07.01 MAD Myspace Your TikTok Centvrion
2023.06.24 MAD Locate the Sansa-Spacesuit People Centvrion
2023.06.10 MAD Niteowl Centvrion
2023.06.03 MAD SCUL Day 27: Pamper The Parrot Centvrion
2023.05.27 MAD Good Morning, Good Morning! Doctor Love
2023.05.21 MAD FroYo SUNDAE Sunday sundae Anger
2023.05.06 MAD ChatGPT SNAFU Anger
2023.04.29 MAD Bathtime For Bureaucrats Pig Champion
Bronze Cog
2024
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Builder
2
Injury
1